Elizabeth

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[Metafy @TryMetafy]

Me: I took these shrooms but I dont think they did anything.

Mario: Were you big already?

[@jxf.me (Bluesky) / [email protected] (Mastodon) @jxxf]

Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

[Henrik Blix @henrikontheweb]

I can’t explain it but I’m afraid Rami Malik can see me through the tv

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

3am is a dangerous time to be a bottle of water in my room

[Elizabeth @Elizabeth212223]

To the people who don’t even smile when you do the little side to side step “oops which way are you going” number… why?? You can laugh baby we just did a little dance on the sidewalk, it’s funny.

[Elizabeth @Elizabeth212223]

She does this for me every year, and what can I say, the woman has taste

[Elizabeth @Elizabeth212223]

Can’t believe we just skipped February like that

[Paul Anthony Jones @paulanthjones]

Going for a stupid walk in the stupid outside to get some stupid fresh air because everything’s stupid

[kenzie @kenzhadley]

yesterday i completed a chore that i’ve been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this

[trish @ultragloss]

i really think vienna by billy joel is more effective than 6 months of therapy

[deirdre @artbydeirdre]

A relationship should be 50/50. You give me the pickle that came with your meal and I eat it

[Elizabeth @Elizabeth212223]

Louder for my basement’s ghost in the back 🗣

[Elizabeth @Elizabeth212223]

@jenna_adam352 That second picture is melting my heart, she’s so happy 😍😭

[Maddie @mv_pp_]

your attraction to toxic men started when you picked zack over cody