Elizabeth Callahan

wachtu lookin' at

[Elizabeth Callahan @Elizabeth61494]

wooo ipsy is making me do this https://t.co/xcZTSucnRj

[Elizabeth Callahan @Elizabeth61494]

To the little boy dressed like a loaf of challah bread and wearing a yamaka.... Cheers. You are KILLIN IT

[Elizabeth Callahan @Elizabeth61494]

I accidentally bought tea with catnip in it

[Elizabeth Callahan @Elizabeth61494]

When someone comes to the info desk to deliver 81 tubs of ice cream and the scoop shop is closed.... #illtakeit

[Elizabeth Callahan @Elizabeth61494]

It is so cold in burlington that people are walking around in full snow pant jumpsuits and ski goggles. I'm moving to Puerto Rico.....

[University of Vermont @uvmvermont]

Royall Tyler campaign aims to polish a theatrical gem: http://t.co/CZuMwccb3h #UVM

[Elizabeth Callahan @Elizabeth61494]

Smoothies are just cold fruit soup

[Elizabeth Callahan @Elizabeth61494]

People actually have sleep numbers?

[Elizabeth Callahan @Elizabeth61494]

Don't be tardy for havarti

[Elizabeth Callahan @Elizabeth61494]

My camper thinks I should try Christian mingle....

[Elizabeth Callahan @Elizabeth61494]

Camper: "what are you?"
Me: "a girl...."
Camper: "huh... Thought you were a pickle...."

[David V. Rosowsky, Ph.D. @DavidRosowsky]

@hitpaws Am I too old for this? I remember my audition for the Beelzebubs (Tufts) about 30-something years ago. Sing on! @TuftsBubs

[Elizabeth Callahan @Elizabeth61494]

#bagelworldneedabetterstraws