Beth Dzuba

[Beaumont, Royal Oak - Pathology Residency @BeaumontPathRes]

We are excited to announce that our recent residency program and blood bank fellowship graduate, Tim Greenwell, will continue his journey at Versiti Blood Center of Wisconsin in Milwaukee as associate medical director of transfusion medicine. Congrats, Tim! #BBTM #PathMatch2024

[Beth Dzuba @ElizabethDzuba]

@RuthWobbles Action shot. She’s not possessed. Pretty sure, anyway.

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@Allegiant Am I being pranked..? Are there actually any call center agents? For the first two hours, I was sure someone would answer any second. Now I’m just morbidly curious if anything will ever happen

[Beth Dzuba @ElizabethDzuba]

@SharryPigTails Me too. 😊 Happy birthday!

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In 20 years remind me to make a meme of Halsey and the Chainsmokers that says “but they did, in fact, get older.”

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The @UpFirst podcast listing today as November 5 woke me up faster than coffee. #timeflies

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@m_greeenwell You can still have guac and that’s really all you need 🤗

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Me before parenthood vs. now. https://t.co/mPtj7gUgqk

[Daniel Zennon @dzennon]

Waaaaaaaaaaaait for it

[Nate Pickowicz @NatePickowicz]

Work to build up others.

Not only does it bless them, but it helps get your eyes off yourself.

[Beth Dzuba @ElizabethDzuba]

Speak softly and carry a large predatory bird.

[Leesha @xsparkage]

Found this on reddit (u/someothermate) this is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[Beth Dzuba @ElizabethDzuba]

Me: repeats myself 3x
9-yr-old son: I didn’t hear you

Me, to husband: Want to see something gross?
9-yr-old, runs in from next room at the speed of light: what is it??

[Beth Dzuba @ElizabethDzuba]

If you say you liked something before hipsters did, is that anti-hipster or does it just make you like OG hipster?

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

No one will be remembered for what they just planned to do.

[Beth Dzuba @ElizabethDzuba]

“What if there’s twirling at the dance??”

“It’s not a dance. We’re going to church.”

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@cgeiersbach @MSUMD Beaumont! For pathology

[Beth Dzuba @ElizabethDzuba]

Congratulations, Tim! He matched 👌🏼 #msumdmatch @msumd

[Beth Dzuba @ElizabethDzuba]

@JasonMCousins Why isn’t @Delta sponsoring you yet

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“Mama, guess what? One time I bit my balloon, and it didn’t pop!”

“Wow. But, uh, don’t do that.”

No one prepared me for how much of parenting is having no clue how to respond.