Erin Elizabeth

I love the word angst

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

I really wished that we would have transferred the name walkie-talkies over to cellphone because I mostly definitely walkie and talkie while on my phone

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

The fact that How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is trending on Netflix.. girl I can lose a guy in 10 minutes

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

If I was a music artist I would release my music at 2pm, the Thursday part of the day.

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

I will watch a million retellings of Pride and Prejudice. I want the comfort of a story line I already know and love, but the endorphins of something new.

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

Apparently the farmer’s market in my neighborhood is known as the “horny” market and I have yet to get hit on there? Excuse me

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

@sophiewoz You will not regret it

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

@sophiewoz SOPHIE this was almost four years ago omg

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

@devinlchaney At one point Greenville was emailing me and using my deceased grandpa’s name…

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

Thank you to every man who has said “that was actually funny.” I know, that’s why I said it

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

I love when men are surprised by how funny I am

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

@sarahgrovesward Have you tried Dordle?
Daily Dordle #0018 3&4/7
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[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

@sophiewoz Us and Lydia being side characters to @unshmdRomans116 every time we chat

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

Maybe then people would donate

[Jeanne Petrizzo Gomes @jeannepetrizzo]

A dating app feature in Wikipedia where you get pinged with a potential partner’s profile based on your browsing history. “Meet Henry! He’s also 27 clicks deep into the Fall of the Byzantine Empire”

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

Thinking about the guy I went on a date with who said “I don’t want to label anyone as anti-capitalism-“

Go ahead and label me 😘

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

@sarahgrovesward Pics or it didn’t happen

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

@sophiewoz Gotta reach 35

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

Shared work calendars are great - can I distract myself by bothering Susan right now? Nope, she’s with a client until 2, I’ll find another way to avoid doing my work

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

@sophiewoz @unshmdRomans116 You are so right Sophie

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

@sophiewoz How dare you

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

This “final deadline” is giving 3 weeks on lockdown vibes

[Erin Elizabeth @ElizabethErin]

@MikeyPWard Saved me so much money once I figured this out!