Elizabeth Goedde

Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature's inexorable imperative - H. G. Wells

[Elizabeth Goedde @ElizabethGoedde]

Whelp Facebook is down, messenger is down, instagram is down.... time to start sending messenger pigeons again, and start up Tupperware and Avon parties. #outage #meta

[Elizabeth Goedde @ElizabethGoedde]

Only here for the shade being thrown over the fb and ig outage

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Mass Casualty Incident’ declared following pileup on Interstate 75 in Ohio

📌#Kirkwood l #OH

Multiple emergency crews are responding too a very serious accident is occurring on I-75N. With Mass Casualty Incident declared reports of over 100+ vehicles are piled up

[Curse of Oak Island @CurseOfOak]

Enter The @HISTORY Channel’s The Curse of Oak Island: Bobby Dazzler Sweepstakes for your chance to win 2 replicas of found treasures from @CurseOfOak Island AND a Virtual Meet and Greet with treasure hunter Gary Drayton! Enter now: https://t.co/tkxwGVa1xm

[Curse of Oak Island @CurseOfOak]

Guess who's back! The team is back on the island in search of the money pit. Don't miss the season premiere of The Curse of Oak Island, Tuesday, November 2 at 9/8c.

[Elizabeth Goedde @ElizabethGoedde]

@CurseOfOak Can we get this on discovery+ please! I'm in need of a huge binging session with some of my favorite treasure hunters!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Impeach.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America is so much better than what we’re seeing today.

[Elizabeth Goedde @ElizabethGoedde]

I'm live on Twitch, come hang out! https://t.co/5tiM8nQZvU

[Edinburgh Zoo @EdinburghZoo]

Happy #WorldLemurDay from our red-bellied and ring-tailed lemurs 🎃

#Flashback to our conspiracy (that's really what a group of lemurs are called) foraging for some of their favourite food, which was hidden inside hollowed out #pumpkins 👻

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

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[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[Elizabeth Goedde @ElizabethGoedde]

#whiskyforwallace let's make a go fund me to make sure Chris Wallace gets a much needed shot of whisky #PresidentialDebate #Debate2020 #ChrisWallace #Election2020

[Elizabeth Goedde @ElizabethGoedde]

#PutinsPuppet sounds more like #PutinsPuppy @2020 #PresidentialDebate2020 #makeameme #debates

[Elizabeth Goedde @ElizabethGoedde]

@FoxNewsSunday so like do we need to put then down for a nap and juice box? seriously 5 year olds behave better...

[Elizabeth Goedde @ElizabethGoedde]

@FoxNewsSunday, Chris Wallace you ok bro?

[Elizabeth Goedde @ElizabethGoedde]

@JoeBiden

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

[Elizabeth Goedde @ElizabethGoedde]

Untill I can see #GOT I'm not checking Facebook. I don't want any spoilers in my feed and it seems like a mine field today. #GameofThrones #BattleOfWinterfell #NotToday