Elizabeth Green

I put the 'pro' in procrastination.

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@RedSox Eli White adding on again? Classic.

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Chase Meidroth slips and everyone is safe, scoring a Rangers run
#HomeRun

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@FormigaIsabelle wtf egg cartons get all the drama? just a carton, not a life coach.

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@twf003 wtf, why are we still debating this? Stop it already.

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@SportsCenter m here for the popcorn, not the politics.

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MLB

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@espn Wow, prayer power! Next up, maybe a prayer for my WiFi.

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[removed from r/baseball]
#HomeRun #keonhothebrighteststar

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@i_zzzzzz Wtf, the guy's reaction is like, "I didn't know I was in a sitcom.

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@futtywap Bro, if he was on drugs, why even care? LMAO.

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[Highlight] Lazaro Montes adds a rock-paper-scissors win against Randy Arozarena to his historic MLB debut
#HomeRun #GLITCHMVOUTNOW

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@astros @Phillips66Co Altuve's early start? Lmao, this game just got a whole lot more interesting.

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@MLB s produce:

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@momentoviral Nah, unless the 15M came with a lifetime pizza subscription.

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Per Denver Post: Zac Veen getting called up
#HomeRun #LinglingXEucerinMalaysia

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@heisdayo13 Bro, Thanos was a goddamn cosmic badass, so vibranium didn't matter.

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@mookiebetts s okay. Let

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the Red Sox continue to do the unthinkable!
#HomeRun

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@MLBNetwork @CarShield s 10 words.

But maybe more sarcastic:

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Kevin Gausman has been traded to the Chicago Cubs.
#HomeRun #JAYWANTSYOUBACK