Elizabeth Johnson

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Finsta: @jk_lizbethspamz

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

I paid more money to get my nipples pierced than I would ever pay for a bra so ur gosh darn right I am not covering them up

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Actually you just got ROCKED by teens on TikTok who flooded the Trump campaign w/ fake ticket reservations & tricked you into believing a million people wanted your white supremacist open mic enough to pack an arena during COVID

Shout out to Zoomers. Y’all make me so proud. ☺️

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

@tkag2020_ann @McDonalds Maybe if Stacey is crying over a McMuffin she shouldn’t be an officer. If she can’t handle the stress of waiting for her McD’s how does she handle stressful situations at work

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

Ok so what if I have the centerpieces for my wedding picked out but no groom

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

@NianticEng will you please make it so that you can organize your Pokémon by color in @PokemonGoApp?

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

“You could surprise me. Maybe a peanut butter and jelly or whatever you want me to have.” THIS DAD NEEDS TO BE MY BOYFRIEND FR I need a mans like this lol

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

I had a stress dream that I cut all my hair off and you have no idea the relief I felt when I woke up and realized I hadn’t

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

A hoe don’t cold but she do get frost bite ok ladies stay warm out there

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

A wise woman once said “a hoe never gets cold”

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

@cupkatespowell But just know I’m here for it

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

@cupkatespowell The tweet was deleted

[𓍊𓋼 taylor 𓋼𓍊 @taylor_vh]

we are the generation that can produce change. thank you neenah high school as we say #enough

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

Cannot wait any longer for the @awonderland release, need some good new music ASAP

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

@awonderland No

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

@nick34pfile @zachkimball_ I’m laughing so hard at this, hap birth Zach lmao

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

I’m over the voicemail from your mother on your album trend now.

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

Currently starfished on my living room floor after closing last night and opening this morning

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

You guys if you have @AppleMusic listen to the Today at Apple playlist. I listen to it everyday and download atleast 7 songs every time they update.

[Tide @tide]

What should Tide PODs be used for? DOING LAUNDRY. Nothing else.

Eating a Tide POD is a BAD IDEA, and we asked our friend @robgronkowski to help explain.

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

In 9th grade I got sent home from a showchoir competition for smoking a cigarette in the hotel bathroom https://t.co/V6PiKiuOJh

[cassie @bassoonmama]

In 11th grade I almost got coded for saying the word “lit” in math class and my teacher told me “he knows what that means” and then he falsified a story about me to the activities office https://t.co/TJ5Mez7Ts1

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

@lexie_uffenbeck If you have any tips they’d be well appreciated 😇

[Elizabeth Johnson @ElizabethKay97]

@lexie_uffenbeck I tried for like 3 weeks. So. Hard. I respect your power. I can’t do it yet, I’ve definitely significantly cut back on animal products this semester though.