Elizabeth Xu

Midwest-based freelance writer. Go Blue!

[Elizabeth Xu @ElizabethMXu]

I just drank a coffee and then took a nap and I just...I thought it would take longer to turn into my parents.

[Elizabeth Xu @ElizabethMXu]

🎉

[Elizabeth Xu @ElizabethMXu]

This is amazing. Just read it.

[Laura Dockrill @LauraDockrill]

My real life story of true love. (Don’t worry it’s not all heartbreak 😭💘🫀💔) My summer of love: ‘Every time he kissed another girl, my heart broke’ | Relationships | The Guardian https://t.co/Bo1lmquaVf

[Elizabeth Xu @ElizabethMXu]

@AirbnbHelp Done.

[Elizabeth Xu @ElizabethMXu]

@AirbnbHelp so disappointed that you won’t accept an expired ID for verification. I understand that safety is important, but we’re still in a pandemic and states have been extending expiration dates for that reason.

[Ruha 🇺🇲🇮🇷📖 (ROO-hah) @AlfordRuha]

RED QUEEN+SELECTION
To escape the cursed caste, a 17yo spies🔍for rebellion but secretly angles for the prince👑After she is poisoned, she faces rebellion's deceit, and must risk life in prison, exposing her secrets🗡️to save the royal family before enemy invades.🏰
#PITMAD #YA #F

[Imani @MoiseNoise]

Per AP style: Replace the “the death of George Floyd” with “the murder of George Floyd” effective immediately

[ACLU of Minnesota @ACLUMN]

BREAKING: #DerekChauvin has been convicted of the murder of #GeorgeFloyd.

For the first time in Minnesota history, a white police officer has been held accountable for killing a Black man.

[Elizabeth Xu @ElizabethMXu]

@sarahgreenmusic Not released in the last year, but I only read it recently - @DarkMarkTarryn's The Wives.

[Elizabeth Xu @ElizabethMXu]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

[Elizabeth Xu @ElizabethMXu]

@PrisBlossom Different times. Happy we did because the second one had me sleeping a lot. It wasn't so bad that I couldn't have cared for kids if I *had* to, but I know of several folks with worse reactions that had a hard time caring for kids.

[Elizabeth Xu @ElizabethMXu]

@INTERAC someone sent money to my email address by mistake. How do I get the emails to stop? I don't want to be associated with this. And why can't I do this on your website? This shouldn't be so difficult.

[Elizabeth Xu @ElizabethMXu]

Can confirm she's not a bot! (Pretty sure, anyway...) Write for her!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

i don't think it's a coincidence that Trump spent the better part of a year using a virus as a slur against Chinese people while hate crimes against Asian Americans spiked by 150 percent

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The time to move forward is now.

[Charles Bergquist @cbquist]

Thank you for calling the DoomScroll Hotline. Please listen carefully because our crises have changed.

If you're calling about the potential fall of a republic, press 1. For global pandemics, press 2. For climate change, press 3. If your call is regarding systemic inequality...

[Elizabeth Xu @ElizabethMXu]

@VerizonSupport for the second time in recent years someone used my email address for their Verizon account. I don't use Verizon and I do not want to get these emails. I can't chat with customer service because I don't have an account. How can I fix this?

[Elizabeth Xu @ElizabethMXu]

@tweetsbyfree There’s my answer. Still just wow.

[Elizabeth Xu @ElizabethMXu]

@tweetsbyfree I mean...aren’t you asking for shit like this if you’re open in a pandemic? (Of course she totally shouldn’t go also.) Disneyland is still closed, yes?