⋆｡°✩ elizabeth ⋆｡°✩

are you seriously eating banana chips and fucking drinking ketchup?

[⋆｡°✩ elizabeth ⋆｡°✩ @ElizabethMai_]

george harrison <3

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Earth absolutely can provide for more humans. It’s just that a certain harmful subspecies of human known as the “billionaire” contributes 1,000,000% more to the uninhabitability of the planet than the average human

[⋆｡°✩ elizabeth ⋆｡°✩ @ElizabethMai_]

just found out the guy I thought was so so sos so. So so so hot I made my whole personality about him when I was like 14. HE’s vBEEN UPDATING THE PLAYLIST HE MADEEEEEEEE. ITS ONLY HAD 2 SAVES FOR YEARSSSSSSS. He’s gotta know it’s me. Also he moved to Denver. NOAH I yearn for u

[Chuck @cfisonline]

don’t call me twin if you got ur life together i’m roaming through the second circle of hell as we speak

[⋆｡°✩ elizabeth ⋆｡°✩ @ElizabethMai_]

everyday after school, id go to the gym and fill a 20 gallon sprayer full of Gatorade. actually hilarious.

[⋆｡°✩ elizabeth ⋆｡°✩ @ElizabethMai_]

mf picked me up in a prius, no tint, no flirting, just bought me sonic and expected to get this pussy just bc he drove down to me. kept saying “I feel like a tool. I feel like an asshole.” Bro bc you’re being one 😭

[isabella @iberianymph]

the concept of ugly men thinking they’re entitled to pretty girls will always irk me

[✰ @YOURESODEAD]

what does my hatred for social interaction have to do with my love for balls

[Shyanne 🫶🏼 @StanGirl1989]

when did cars get so expensive omg wdym it’s $20k for a car w over 100k miles??? we are in HELL

[⋆｡°✩ elizabeth ⋆｡°✩ @ElizabethMai_]

he made gr8 music abt how sad he was he sent me to the psychward

[Versace Hottie @evilrashida]

I wonder what it’s like actually liking the music your boyfriend makes

[⋆｡°✩ elizabeth ⋆｡°✩ @ElizabethMai_]

got strep throat and nobody wants to take my insurance! I love America 😋💕🙌🏻

[CJ🖤 @kemivsthepeople]

every man ive ever met (platonic & romantic) has turned out to be incredibly disappointing. this is not an exaggeration. no matter how sweet, or progressive or well rounded they seem as first, they always eventually do something so incredibly disappointing that i cannot get over

[nanãcita🫦 @7nanouuu]

quand il fait des allusions sexuelles au bout de même pas 24h

[nick ☆ @brandnickeyes]

realizing he never wanted you that bad you just happened to be his type

[⋆｡°✩ elizabeth ⋆｡°✩ @ElizabethMai_]

i just tweaked on some fine shyt bc I couldn’t fathom performing poorly in bed. i literally was like why do u h8 me? the anxiety is gone. im thinking clearly. bro bc u wore a g string and skinny jeans in the middle of July. DUMBASS

[mere du cloth @evilclothmother]

first time being the avoidant one in a situationship i get it now

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT like it when capitalists are like “but under communism people will have to do jobs they don’t want to do” as if all the people currently working 80 hours a week at three different fast food restaurants are doing it for the love of the game.

[shiv @ripleyesque]

oh look at me! i’m tom holland, i’m having two major movies releasing back to back, i’m married to the most beautiful woman in the world and she’s laying on my lap, and my curls look amazing! fuck you

[lickofcow @lickofcow]

A lot of guys could have this if they werent too prideful to date the fat chick they met on Tinder

[autist @litteralyme0]

ADHD mfs when they haven’t perfected a hobby after 10 minutes

[your mom @____rehtaeh]

It's so weird being raised by Christians, and spending your entire childhood being told to care about others…then one day they're just like you're not actually supposed to care about others, you stupid Marxist libtard socialist.