Every Trump debacle follows the same 13 steps. The reflecting pool fiasco is just one of the lower stakes versions of it.
1. Devise unnecessary spectacle
2. Disregard expertise
3. Bypass normal procedures
4. Declare victory too early (bonus if done by AI-slop post)
5. Spend way more than estimated
6. Ignore the haters
7. Realize it is not going well
8. Bypass normal procedures once again
9. Allege conspiracy and sabotage
10. Redeclare victory
11. More blaming
12. Losing interest
13. Pretend it never happened, and move on to the next thing
I sincerely doubt First Lady Michelle Obama gives a single fuck about anything those pencil-dicked missing-toothed illiterate bigoted sexist scumbag Nazis have to say about her. She’s sipping wine whilst they’re punching each other in the face to please a dictator for money.
You know what’s shady? A 34-time convicted felon and adjudicated rapist winning all seven swing states for the first time since Ronald Reagan by margins just shy of triggering recounts. Let’s look into that.