Elizabeth Rioux

Alumna of @EmmanuelCollege. Red Sox fan. Merrily wandering the streets of Boston since 2010. 603➡️617.

[Elizabeth Rioux @ElizabethRioux1]

I can barely hit a beach ball off a tee, but I would volunteer my talents for the @RedSox right now

[Elizabeth Rioux @ElizabethRioux1]

@fenwayweather I’m 37 weeks pregnant with a nonzero possibility that tonight’s game could be my only one, and I don’t plan to break my 15 year streak 🙃

[Elizabeth Rioux @ElizabethRioux1]

@ericfisher Oh boy I bought a few primrose today, but I need alllll of this. Mahoney’s?

[Ravi Mangla @ravi_mangla]

We're close to Cybertrucks having more rights than women

[Elizabeth Rioux @ElizabethRioux1]

@BBGreatMoments

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓐lexis 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @mupbrina]

“You block people over politics?” I’ll block people if they say something too mean about a Muppet

[𝗞𝗮𝗹𝗲⸆⸉ 🪩☁️ @cloverbloom_]

“You unfollow people for different political views?”

I unfollow anyone who dislikes evermore. Of course I’m gonna unfollow you if you don’t think some humans should have rights

[Elizabeth Rioux @ElizabethRioux1]

@BBGreatMoments Buddy the Elf already settled this, it’s Francisco Lindor

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[Elizabeth Rioux @ElizabethRioux1]

@BBGreatMoments Firing Don Orsillo still pisses me off. At least trading Mookie was a “business decision.” Firing Don was just plain stupid and shortsighted.

[Gabrielle Starr @gfstarr1]

One last time in 2024!

[Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck]

They did

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

If you make a Moneyball edit of EITHER team in the World Series, an Oakland resident gets to legally beat you with a bat

[Elizabeth Rioux @ElizabethRioux1]

@BBGreatMoments “Swing and a ground ball, stabbed by Foulke! He underhands to first, and the Boston Red Sox are world champions”

[Elizabeth Rioux @ElizabethRioux1]

Happy 20th Stealiversary

[Elizabeth Rioux @ElizabethRioux1]

@BBGreatMoments I don’t even have to watch the video, I start laughing just reading “Nick Markakis” because I know what comes next 😂

[Chad Finn @GlobeChadFinn]

Every once in a while I like to think about how Jerry Remy would have pronounced a name. Such as that talented pitcher for the Dodgers, Yamermoto.

[MLB Jesus @MLBJesus]

Grimace be thy name.

[Elizabeth Rioux @ElizabethRioux1]

@newheightshow @tkelce @JasonKelce @WonderyMedia Dumb and Dumber has to be on the list

[Red @SurvivingGrady]

If the Red Sox are gonna shit the bed on their way out, can we at least spice up that Netflix doc? Let Casas crowdsurf the bleachers. Let random fans pitch an inning. Tequila shot stations at every base. John Henry dunk tank in the concourse. Rookie hazing in "Wally's Fight Club." Fans vote for one player to play the game handcuffed to Pablo Sandoval. Dugout petting zoo. Green Monster zipline. "Mark Bellhorn Sits Disturbingly Close to You in the Stands and Speaks Candidly About Gingivitis" night. El Guapo Smoking Lounge & Massage Parlor. Last game of the season moved to McCoy. Pantsless fifth innings.