Just killed my set at the comedy club tonight – the guy in the front row who kept checking his phone Turns out he was ordering extra snacks for his whole table. Win-win for everyone, I got a new bit and he got a very attentive serving crew!
Just wrapped my set at the comedy club and my opening line about grocery store self-checkout being way judgmental hit so hard, someone yelled "AMEN" from the back row. 10/10 night.