Elizabeth Spencer

22. I love Disney, The Hobbit/LOTR, TMNT, Soccer, and of course Family and God!

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

@hrcotton I started spray tanning and I so agree! I just couldn't think of how to describe the smell!

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

Rebekah said she found a bath bomb for me. I asked what it's called and it read "My cold black soulless heart" Perfect!

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

Her laugh sounds like a freaking hyena...

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

*Notices @SeanAstin in Love's Christmas Journey*
Me: That's Raphael! And Samwise. And Mikey Walsh... And--
Family: Shut up, Elizabeth...
😂

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

Currently watching Goblet of Fire and, maybe it's just me, but I think Barty Crouch Jr. looks like @Chris_Villain.

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

My bro just slipped on ice and I started cracking up.
Jerry: "He slip?"
Me: *laughing* "Yeah!"
Jerry: "He okay?"
Me: *laughing* "Who cares?"

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

Seriously? Did I say they could get into the cookies? No. They better keep them damn paws off the cookies!!

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

So I just found out my Patronus is a Black Swan. As a Slytherin, I think that is completely lame! Why did I get a Black Swan as my Patronus?

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

"You said you'd always be there for me! But you're not." ~Simba (The Lion King)

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

Screw it. I'm tired of this drama and shit with that boneheaded girlfriend of his.

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

Do I send this and risk losing him... Or do I not tell him and regret it for the rest of my life?

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

Seriously... Why does he always fucking defend him?! He's not a perfect fucking angel! Why do I bother? It's a waste of breath.

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

Oh my gosh! I had no idea I was this close to the stage to see @ofctimallen! So stoked! I got my Buzz Lightyear shoes on for this!

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

@Chris_Villain would love to!! But... I'm going to the Casino to see Tim Allen... That and I live in Washington...

[Elizabeth Spencer @Elizabeth_Durin]

Umm... Ouch... That hurt.