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running on @dunkindonuts & naps • ucm ‘21

[eliz @Elizabeth_Elder]

I have this theory that if I use cash money to pay for food I'm not actually spending my money because it doesn't decrease the number in my bank account... I realize this is completely inaccurate, but I will continue to think this way so I feel better about my poor life decisions

[eliz @Elizabeth_Elder]

Who knew my @dunkindonuts addiction would save my life one day! I used all of my DD receipts & straw wrappers to throw @ a wasp that flew in my car while I was driving.

How about free coffee for a year?? A paid spokesperson?? Idk just throwing it out there...

[eliz @Elizabeth_Elder]

I never had one of those Barbie Jeep things when I was a kid & I’m convinced that’s why I’m a bad driver to this day.

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

When you hear your sibling lying in the other room after your mom just separated y’aII from fighting

[eliz @Elizabeth_Elder]

This is what my foot feels like when it falls asleep

[🧚🏼‍♀️ @prinsus4eva]

men talking about the women they love 🥺 i’m.... crying... 🥺

[A. Chaddy Jenks @achadwick10]

Find a bigger/smaller @MorganWallen fan. I’ll wait. 😂 #ParkerSueLovesYou

[eliz @Elizabeth_Elder]

@MerceSADIE Only if I get to come with cause I need like 6

[eliz @Elizabeth_Elder]

@hellabadden You’re in my thoughts & prayers

[Taylor Mesh @taylor_mesh]

stopped looking for it & it found me

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

When I started doing this, I got real busy and started putting things off that I needed to do. This song is to remind myself that I need to do the stuff that is important to me, my friends, my family and my life. It's a letter from tomorrow to today. It’s called “Dear Today."

[eliz @Elizabeth_Elder]

You ever get repissed about something??

[eliz @Elizabeth_Elder]

elementary: dolphin trainer (went to Sea World once)
middle school: cosmetologist (cause I mastered painting my nails with my right AND left hand)
high school: interior designer - real estate agent (religiously watched HGTV) - teacher?
college: students. I want all of them.

[Bella Hadden @hellabadden]

elementary: the President of the United States
middle school: anesthesiologist by day, Chiefs cheerleader by night
high school: meteorologist or sports nutritionist
college: idk nursing sounds good

[jessy @jessedmisten]

I think my daughter may be a wweeeee bit too much photo trained 😂
she does this every. single. time. we leave the house