elizabeth meyer

FHS 2016 | SUNY Plattsburgh 2020 |Stony Brook Medical Laboratory Scientist she/her

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

Jack and rosé could’ve both fit on that board damn selfish bitch

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

Hot take but I don’t like focaccia

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

People still eat chipotle?

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

@kquinn1712 You seemed to have missed the great state of “ncest”

[chaotic cats @chaoticcatpics]

Open this thread to see pictures of cats through glass

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@sevensixfive @DanielleFong I’m not cis, you are

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I'm not the step d̶a̶d̶ᵍᵘʸ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ³ᵈ ᵖʳⁱⁿᵗᵉʳ I'm the d̶a̶d̶ᵍᵘʸ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ³ᵈ ᵖʳⁱⁿᵗᵉʳ who stepped up.

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

Taxing Venmo payments or other transfers over $600? what.

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

Omg what I would give to see this acted out live

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

https://t.co/uZzddMAcGt

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

The cool thing about writing for Disney channel is I got to write for every show. Here is one of my scripts I wrote for Hannah Montana in 2006 that didn’t get to air.

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

@mariannenpet + the sequel

[The Cat in the Hat is Cinema @CatInHatFan]

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" okay??????? i'm watching the cat in the hat??????

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

MY DREAM CAR
bring it back or I’m going REPUBLICAN

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

@camaugie I’m so lucky that I get to say that YOU are the gay cousin

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

THE NEXT PERSON TO SEND ME THIS
is gettin a knuckle sandwich

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

@CJanso I wish you were wrong

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

Wondering how I’m supposed to road-trip across the country when I can’t even drive 2 hours to jersey without the worst pain in my knees ever

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

Convinced that if my dad knew how the internet worked he’d be a conspiracy theorist

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

@Katiemae1000 Make that 2

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

@Katiemae1000 one in the chamber, homie

[elizabeth meyer @Elizmeyer0328]

“Your eyes look really pretty right now. Like puddles of poo” @Katiemae1000