Kccolorado

Life is short KCCO and enjoy it :)

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

Stop sending me pictures of your dick #nomoredickpics

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

“Biden you came debate, but Trump 2 minutes seems too long for you to wait... I’m Andy Cohen and this is Watch What Happens Live presidential edition” #2020PresidentialDebate #alottounpackhere #okiwanttomoveon @Andy

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

@chrisdelia laughing at his own jokes is my favorite thing ever #incorrigible

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

This fight card is slowly dying!!!!!! #UFC213

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

Everyone! @ChingoBling has a comedy special on @netflix #thisisimportant

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

Good news is if I blow @danawhite I can have a UFC title too #UFC210

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

Cummins cheated his mustache absorbed most of the blows!!!!! #UFC210

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

@JimNorton you funny fucker you #netflix

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

Me watching standup: "I can do that"
Me on stage: "No I can't".... #standup #imfunnysometimes #openmicnight

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

On a scale of 1- Michael Kors the bags under my eyes are about a Coach... #designershit #bags #tired

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

Is filling a wine glass up only half way a sign of maturity or stupidity? #wineoclock

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

I want the confidence of someone who feels like their life is exciting enough to go live on Facebook #noonecares #yourlifeislame

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

That's right Cowboy!!!!!!! @Cowboycerrone #ufc206

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

You may find it endearing when your child pushes the shopping cart but I don't and you're in my way #move

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

The amount of butter I just used completely counter acts the kale on my plate.... 😒 #thisiswhyimfat

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

@adr3amlessleep @theCHIVE Hahahaha thanks that's all I needed.. a little Internet stranger validation goes a long way 😘

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

@theCHIVE fix #iChive so I can be validated by strangers telling me I'm pretty and upvoting my pictures! #Chivette #please

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

I got some pizza and wine and I'm about to Netflix and Chill by my damn self! 🍕🍷 #netflixandchill #singleproblems

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

There's not enough wine in the world for this election! #ElectionNight

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

I voted so Lady Liberty doesn't get grabbed by the pussy #vote #Election2016 #ElectionNight #kcco #bfm

[Kccolorado @ElizuhMac]

I just told @nbcwashington who I think is winning. Cast your vote now! #Debates #NBC4DC https://t.co/D1bXJoJ1nS