i’ve never been one to go on runs shirtless. instead i throw on a grey t-shirt so everyone can see that i’m putting in that work. i’m here to inspire, not impress
i’ve decided to grow up and no longer respond to hate from strangers online. a big win for me as i continue to navigate the trials and tribulations of being twitter’s heartthrob
My confused patient told me last night that they were going to call the police on me because I am as pale as a ghost. So uh, if you need me, I guess I’ll just be in jail?