Elliot Brooks

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

@katelambie If you shut your eyes listening to that, you just might end up back in English, reading lord of the flies. The story of poor piggy still haunts me now 😅

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

@katelambie As soon as I saw it, I thought, that’s definitely Kate. Then I thought, “Oh, she ain’t gonna like Katie” 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

@katelambie Sun news Fame 😂

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

Opened our @HelloFreshUK and once again, we are without a crucial ingredient. So, tonight we will be eating a not so green Thai curry 🙈🤷🏼‍♂️

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

That bloke on weekender Adam Sandlers baby bro?

[EPC CONSTRUCTION CONSULTANTS @EPCCCONSULTING]

The eagerly-anticipated @holymolymac is now open and the pictures look superb. Credit to John Burke, @Newman_Gauge and @IdcMatrix on the outstanding Job!

EPC are pleased to have been involved in the Pre-construction phase, providing procurement and tender preparation services.

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

I almost feel like it’s become a bit of a joke World Cup and England being in the final with France would have added some credibility to what otherwise is a pretty lame final. #CROvENG #EnglandvCroatia #ENGvCRO

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

And it’s only the first round of the knockouts. Imagine the scenes if we keep going 🔥 https://t.co/KwAHWgcInI

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

The scenes when England won the penalty shootout, best fans in the world. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 💉💉

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

I bet even the Scotts enjoyed that one. Baaarrrmmmyyyaaarrrmmmyyyy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ENGvCOL

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

PICKFORD YOU FUCKING BEAUTY! #ENGCOL

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

Wow. Just wow. #EngCol

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

And how fitting that it should be Southgate that leads us to the shootout... Be prepared to have your missus turn round and say “So when were you expecting it to be home?”. FFS. #ENGCOL

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

Columbia going for penalties knowing how Dier (in more ways than one) we are... #ENGCOL

[EPC CONSTRUCTION CONSULTANTS @EPCCCONSULTING]

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[EPC CONSTRUCTION CONSULTANTS @EPCCCONSULTING]

As the last working day in June draws to a close, we’re pleased to say that alongside the record breaking weather, we have had a record month ourselves with over £8.1million of tenders submitted on behalf of our clients. No pressure July...

#estimating #construction

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[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

People need to stop hating the IT’S COMING HOME(ers). I would happily scroll through a thousand more ‘It’s coming home’ tweets over another single tweet about Brexit or how @piersmorgan upset an ex-criminal Vegan on @GMB. More importantly, there may be no beer left for the final!

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

It can only be a positive that there’s so little going on in the world that news programmes have to fill there airtime with all this feminism & sexualisation rubbish. Apparently women’s aid now have an issue with the way Adam has treated Rosie🤷🏼‍♂️ It’s REALITY TV people...

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

Will someone please just substitute the referee and Raheem Stirling, for Christ sake.

[Elliot Brooks @Ell_Brooks]

Just to let you know @bbcweather , we are all ok here on the Welsh coast 😁🌞