Ell

Sharing my ungodly chaotic malicious thoughts ⛓
I'm 20 🤯
he/him 👁

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

I harbor a profound displeasure towards this follicly challenged individual. His vocalizations are, regrettably, provoking my irritation.

*Expressing hate with elegant old English*

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

Working hard (hardly working)

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

Me and my roommate were doing gymnastics earlier (legs up in the air) anyways I told her air got in my pussy and she looked at me with disbelief and horror. Told me "How does that even happen" WHAT DO YOU MEAN

I felt so pussy shamed 💀

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

Conclusion: Day drinking is awesome when you're tipsy but it sucks when your friend is completely drunk and you have to take care of them the whole day. Not to mention that she bites. My arm is still covered in bruises 💀😭 #alcohol

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

I may or may not be obsessed with my teacher lol

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

@freyzth Ooo I like the colorful one

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

@sihoorain Texting good morning and good night messages is literally the bare minimum

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

Female hyenas have a huge pp. This even causes miscarriages since they use it to give birth too. The females also have more testosterone despite it being a male associated hormone. The pack is led by a strong dominant female. Even her cups rank higher than males in this hierarchy

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

If I was a girl I'd be a spotted hyena so I could be a dominant alpha with a huge pp and crush bones

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

Ouch I just hit my arm! 😣
Need me a cat girl to lick my wounds
😔🙀😏

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

I honestly don't like humans in a romantic way anymore. I just don't see the point of getting attached to something so unreliable.

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

@ruruhxxe Mood

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

Look at my cat. He sleeps so human

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

I have always been attracted to older women. Mommy type shi you know? But the universe loves to say sike so now I'm flirting with an older man. Do you guys think the 10 year age gap is problematic? I'm 20 and he's 30

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

When someone calls me a sick freak but I'm just a sick freak so now I'm bricked up

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

I'm so good at opening wide and holding still. I'm such a good boy for my dentist bro 👍

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

@uglyfacenverwin REAL

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

@alkimtherainbow You when talking to ai bots

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

In a parallel universe I'm a cis male who dresses up like an absolute slut and dominates men even during bottoming

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

@toastykasa Cute

[Ell @Ell_clownn]

@Zehriiia Bool