Ella Kitty

Bestest Kitty ever, silly @jassiekitty is my sissy, @prettykitties53 is my servant, @KeAloha_kitty is my brudher

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

Iz finished my year of law skooll - wat a waste of time - Iz waz so much smarter than eberone.

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

Iz already a great kitty esquire - I'z will be even greater wif a real law degree!

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

Iz gonna to go to a REALZ law Skool! WIlliam & Purry! *sharpenz pencilz* So Iz will be a REAL kitty esquire! Take dat @JassieKitty

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

Wez went to da Vet today :( @Kealoha_Kitty was a SKAREDY CAT! Peed all ober da place!

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

RT @PrettyKitties53 Mayor of the couch

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

Do tru RT @HenriLeChatNoir If you ever stop & ask why you're here, and what is the point of your existence, the answer is to feed your cat.

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

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[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

@RosieandCheeto Iz your kitty esq zo my "ethicz" (wateber they r) say no fratnize wif clients. Maybe Jassie b interested but she's sleeping

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

Newezt trik..rush into litterbox just before hooman cleanz! Make her wait & gibz her a fresh prezzie! BWRAHHHAHAHA! 86868686868688

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

hooman tried on da smell-o-vizion on our cat tvz YEAH!

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

@RosieandCheeto *puzzled look * howz could iz milk uz? Uz a boy kitty, aren't uz?

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

@RosieandCheeto Errrrrrr.... RITE!! Datz what I mean!! *whew... I gotta thwock my typist 4 typing wat I say & not wat shez supposed to type*

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

@RosieandCheeto Uz iz my most valued zucker.... Errrr client. Wez will be rolling in tooona before iz done! *writz writ of habeas felinous*

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

@RosieandCheeto Shocking!! I gonna file a kitty discrimination zuit on urz behalf. Wez will be rolling in tooona!

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

Ella goes zoom, hooman goes Boom: I am the weapon of doom. Brawahaha

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

Iz got out! YEAH! OMC! Whoz turned up da heat outside? LET ME BACK IN NOUW!

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

@NikePurrfektCat But tootin in da hoomanz face si so much Fun! Along wif tryin to do anyding to annoy her

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

Shake Shake Shake... Shake da booty in da hooman'z face... Shake Shake Shake ... Toot Toot Toot (what fun)

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

@bdgrlaw day hooman iz so bad...not enuf toona, scritches or letting me outside! Poor, poor moi. Plus putting up wif KeAloha *sigh*

[Ella Kitty @EllaBellaKitty]

@bdgrlaw my hooooman had been very lazy & not tweeting fur me. And iz haz to keep eyes on KeAloha or he'll take over.