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i only redownloaded this app bcos katie riley said it would be funny

[ella @EllaChatham]

Dave or stormzy?

[ella @EllaChatham]

It was parked in my Bristol University Halls car park, and recorded by their security team, however the footage can’t pick up a number plate, to determine the driver. Meaning I cannot put through a claim with my insurance, and will have to cover the cost of fixing myself

[ella @EllaChatham]

A month after a Royal Mail delivery driver collided with the back of my car, nothing has been done to help find the driver, or fix the damage. I’m begging the Social Media team to help the process! @RoyalMail @RoyalMailHelp

[ella @EllaChatham]

shoutout to @asda ‘s blueberries in the recyclable box. i fucking love those blueberries.

[ella @EllaChatham]

@gracekeasty happy fucking birthday you sexy cunt

[ella @EllaChatham]

@ev0ie but sat w geordie people😭

[evie @ev0ie]

we in poland rn

[ella @EllaChatham]

watching your best friend go through the ‘sleep with anything she sees’ phase is never not funny

[ella @EllaChatham]

@McDonalds where’s the fucking XTRA pickles bro?

[ella @EllaChatham]

forgot twitter existed until tried to show someone the mouldy grape thread. hello fuckers.

[ella @EllaChatham]

@NancyMcAndrew3 i wouldn’t take it well if some girly in a fiat 500 offered me £2.47 because i was stood eating a big mac in the dark

[ella @EllaChatham]

@rainhtch after being stuck at home

[ella @EllaChatham]

@bbxxxmmxxx no its just updating xxx

[ella @EllaChatham]

@NancyMcAndrew3 wouldn’t have it any other way🥲

[ella @EllaChatham]

@coopuk not all heroes wear capes, but maddy might i guess

[ella @EllaChatham]

@coopuk hey besties, i have a mouldy grape xxxxxx

[ella @EllaChatham]

@coopuk do you have fresh grapes, a refund and spiced rum? xxx

[ella @EllaChatham]

@NancyMcAndrew3 i think you publicly tweeting a typo might just be ur 13th reason rn xxxx

[ella @EllaChatham]

@ev0ie yay free food!!

[ella @EllaChatham]

trying to revise recombinant DNA, but i have a remix of:
a) the sex offender shuffle and
b) the saxophone solo from baker street
blasting at full volume in my head