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Ford - Amendolagine. not forda | SFU

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Sobbing

[Kimberley @kimberleydujour]

i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’ve decided to just be fully delusional this year and see where that takes me cuz being sensible hasn’t gleaned the results i’m looking for

[billie @heybillierae]

if i had a boyfriend i would put him in a big fish tank and tap on the glass a bunch

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i think customers should just stop and wait for me and my coworkers to finish our little girly chit chat before disturbing us

[shingi @shingiaia]

i want to meet more people who make me question where they’ve been my whole life.

[Liv :P @liv_username]

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

horrible news. been starting my days with 20-30 min of light yoga and unfortunately it really makes a difference, mentally and physically. i’m so sorry

[Monique M @MonroweM]

This couple finally got married after 15 years and look what the bride did at the alter 🤣

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Every day after work is a choose your own adventure and the two adventures are go to the gym or go home and smoke weed

[KAIMORALLE CONSULTS LIMITED @KaiMoralleCoffe]

a relationship should be 50/50 i don't make sense when i speak and you have to guess wtf i meant

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

“actually we’ve met before” okay well I don’t remember you. Have you considered being less forgettable and insignificant

[Shanzay @abmainykiakrdia]

Oldest daughters are some of the toughest men you’ll ever meet

[Erica Schneider @ericasmyname]

Skip college. Quit your 9-5. Stop drinking. Wake up early. Go on long walks. Lift weights. Eat protein. $10k all day. It’s dead-simple. 99% of people won’t do this. Be a 1% hero. Unlock life. Cold showers. Invincibility. Power. Masculinity. Testosterone. Winning.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

There’s 7 other females making him laugh, be special and make him cry

[Julianna Vivas @juliannarvivas]

Being single is a choice for women.. there is no such thing as she can’t get a man.. a man is the easiest thing to get 🤣 it’s getting the Right MAN.. plzzz don’t let that go over y’all heads