EllaJaye

I am the funniest person on this platform, dare I say on any platform

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I can only buy no name products cuz if they have a name I get too attached.

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Felt super lazy and didn’t wear any makeup today. Very clean girl, very natural, very model off duty of me. 🤭

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If everyone in Alberta gave me 1 dollar, I’d have 4 million dollars. There isn’t a bigger meaning to this tweet. It’d just be cool to have 4 million dollars I think.

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The US election got me thinking about when we read “the death of a salesman” in jr high and this chubby white rich kid kept saying that the story was “propaganda because the American dream is real” even at 12 I was like shut your old money ass up.

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I can’t sleep. It feels like reverse Christmas, cuz when I wake up tomorrow I know all the joy and magic in my life will be dead. I feel sick to my stomach. My heart aches for all the women, POC, and LGBTQ folks living in America.

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The worst thing Elon ever did was make editing tweets a premium subscription thing. That’s ableist for dyslexics like me and also classist for people who don’t wanna spend money on twitter (or whatever Sesame Street letter of the day Elon’s feeling). Make tweets editable again!

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You guys know about 3rd hand embarrassment? Whenever someone tells me a story of a time someone told them a story of someone doing something a little awkward, I always just have to cringe!

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That to me says you don’t want to be held accountable for your actions. It’s selfish.

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Libertarian beliefs are never about freedom, they are about accountability. You can’t play well on a team and you can’t be told no. It’s a toddler mentality. I’m not saying the government is perfect, protest and speak up! But disagreeing with the very idea of protocol, and laws?

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Can someone explain day light savings to the cats. They aren’t getting why I haven’t fed them yet.

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Please please please, you have to believe me! You have to believe me!

[EllaJaye @EllaJaye3]

When the DJ mixes too incredibly mid songs: I guess that was cool, I wish I have a gosh darn.

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Cuz I have that. Is that narcissism or manipulative daydreaming or some other third thing… anyways I think I’m sick with something.

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is there a disorder where you vividly imagine the nice things people say about you behind your back. they are incredibly kind and touching and then you get emotional by how supportive and wonderful everyone in your life is and then you remember that you just made all of that up

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I hate costco. I forgot how much I hate costco. When they made costco they were like “we should make the bright, loudest, busiest place in the world, but how do we get people to come there?…free samples.” Costco.

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I’m super brave and super strong, but like in the way that people say “she’s so strong for crying in public” or like “she’s so brave for wearing that shade of pink with her complexion”

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@maddiejunebug That’s actually my pet peave. Like WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HAPPENS HERE. It just dumb. No one should be made to feel insecure about their business in their place of business.

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@maddiejunebug We could have the online zoom band ):

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Lenny loves from afar. She lays on the top of the book shelf and naps with me while I lay in the bed. Even though she isn’t within arms length, I can still feel her warmth. She is living proof you don’t need to touch in order to feel. She doesn’t like to be held and that’s ok.

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@francessgray I’m in a long term relationship with a man who is 6 years older… I’m here to tell you that there’s a healthy middle

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Currently staying with Mathias while my condo is recovering from flooding. Honestly things have been great. I’ve been going to bed earlier, making healthy nutritious lunches, flossing. Is this what high functioning people feel like all the time?