maierica

gateboss girllight gaskeep

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I wish miley Cyrus would cover life is a highway

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

I hit my head and now there’s a big bump

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

WHITE CLAW PAT BUS

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

@mlberrors All I see is poop - hobo Johnson

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

@MagicRealismBot Please

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

POV ur a faux republican looking up “life’s so fun” trying to find silk chiffon by @whereisMUNA cause ur swag coworker played it to weed whack to and it was the best thing ever but you can’t find it cause it’s called silk chiffon not life’s so fun 🤩

[phoebe bridgers bot @phoebeblyrics]

Georgia, Georgia I love your son
When he gets older, he might be the one
He might be the one

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

North, south, east, and by the airport: the four cardinal directions in pgh

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

The biggest most riveting, complex, and intriguing enemies to lovers arc is kids who grew up in Pittsburgh and The hills here

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

@JohnFetterman @2faults I just realized he looks like ur dad

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

Singing along to English songs like I don’t know the language I just say the syllables core

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

Got called precious cargo at work today wtf was that

[Car Free PGH @carfreePGH]

We gotta pedestrianize Walnut yesterday

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

im terrified of cutting apples the way soccer moms do

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

No cause you’ve never seen a tennis themed dance photos let alone two non tennis players

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

Sitting in my basement hidey hole drinking day old chia seed pudding woman in stemming as hard as I possibly can because I cannot bear letting chuck down

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

Sitting on my kitchen counter drinking day old chia seed pudding reflecting on how a bird pooped on me today

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

weeks are such a specific amount of time, I’m so glad we figured out, okay, we can’t think too long term so let’s chunck it up. Any ideaS?

God: seven

Okay sounds like a plan everybody well start off here next week

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

We’re warewolves not swearwolves

[maierica @EllaMaier2]

Every Pat bus has its own guardian angel.

[Alexis @TeaRexis]

Choose your fighter