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@selentelechia o no

this is my entire small kid parenting philosophy

am I doomed when we go for a third?

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@Romy_Holland I think the point is that it's not high skill, but to be done appropriately requires a solid foundation of character - you do not, for example want someone with an easily triggered temper, poor control of themselves or low empathy

and for that you end up paying a premium

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@cassietaylor221 @aliceisplaying this comment alone tells me you are not familiar with the ice cream lore

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@AlexGodofsky yeah, good luck getting a nervous toddler to go into a public bathroom on their own

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@DistractedAnna in israel, the one developed country w a decent TFR, this is EXCEEDINGLY COMMON

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@alexrubner @RichardHanania even more - my grandmother was a social worker in Blackpool and Glasgow in the 50s and 60s and told me stories of young teen white girls with asian men

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@EdwinaPJones @cremieuxrecueil literally amazes me how people can't see the archetypes staring them in the face

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@ZohranMandaniNY @ConvoswColeman @PeterBeinart kinda gave it away with the past tense there, buddy

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@ZoharAtkins hmmm time to contemplate

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@alt1na1 i admire your spirit

[Merav @EllaMerav]

@alt1na1 y tho

[Merav @EllaMerav]

@alt1na1 @memeaidz I carried really small that pregnancy for some reason

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@LivingJew7804 @oteycoueye nono that's not what he's for

he's like the rabbinical trump, pure meme generating gold

beautifully insane

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@alt1na1 @memeaidz i did not w my second!

and praise the lord because that sensation is AN ABOMINATION

no no this is my inside part why is it on the ouuuutside

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@academic_la @songsofyoni don't you have children to be molesting?

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@zadokism @ilKepler finally, an upside

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@zadokism @ilKepler tbh even if trump is for real, we can count on bibi vigorously enfuckening the agreement

that man would pull a thanos to get re elected + ain't no way in hell that's happening with this in place

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@queengrowlithe @yashar ya that makes more sense

if anything I feel like manoeuvring a vibrating object around your mouth would be more challenging than a static one

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@zadokism @ilKepler noooo i need it to survive precisely 63 days

i haven't been on vacation in 3 yrs and not for lack of trying

i cannot raw dog the kids summer vacation again