As if a guy I went on a date with sent me a screenshot of my best friend and asked if I could set him up with her seeing as I didn't want to go on a second date... i mean fair play shoot your shot babe ๐ happy valentines day ๐
I think I'm regressing, at the rip old age of 26 not only have I just bought myself a single bed I also threw up at the bar on Friday night after one too many shots ๐ I'm not 18 anymore ๐
Whenever I say I'm not going out that's always when it's the best but weirdest night... I ended up at an after with a bunch of male strippers and didn't get home til 9am ๐
When the idea of getting a bus home from work that takes an hour is just so horrible you consider asking a random tinder boy to take you home instead ๐
I forgot why I don't date anymore.... in the space of 3 days I have received 2 unsolicited dick pics, blocked 3 people and pied another 2 cause I got the ick from them being a nobhead, I give up again ๐
Who said romance was dead... a guy grabbed me by the throat on Saturday choked me and pulled me in saying he was going to spit in my mouth.... i mean what a pick up line ๐๐๐ I'd be lying if I said I wasn't turned on but he was very much turned down ๐