Out of Context

because the world is a funny place and teenagers make it funnier. Here are some quotes from the teen-iverse.

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

S:Can you help me pick an important person for my biography?
T: Just pick someone like Gandhi
S: Gandhi...what is that...is that a disease?
T: I think you have him confused with gonorrohea

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

E: Rice? Who throws rice? This is not my culture. Where is the Mexican wedding question.
Me: Really, any more no one throws rice. now they throw other things.
J: I was at one where they had bubbles.
Me: I was at one where they had kazoos.
E: they threw kazoos?

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

Vested Interest? What do sweater vests have to do with Sociology?

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

Oh...does that paper I have to write need to be on paper?

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

I don't like to study. It's a hard knot life!

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

(the day is Wednesday....that is important in a minute)
*What day is it?
**24th
*No what day of the week, it's Monday, right?

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

Whoa, whose signature is that? That's a rich person's signature!

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

S- This is asking if the average customer spends 5 clicks on a website before moving on. I don't think that was in my notes
O- Well last night I spent 10 clicks on the homework before I was done with it....it was boring....does that help?

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

OOOOO...there are pages at the bottom! (looking at the textbook footer saying "chapter 13)

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

T: Sign your full legal name
S: *writes first name only*
T: Your whole name
S: that is my whole name
T: and your last name
S: OOOOOOOhhhhh

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

So when they ask 8 + 4....that means 84 right...because you put the 8 and 4 together?

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

*What day is Mardi Gras?
**Fat Tuesday?
*Yea.
**March 5
*But what day of the week is that?

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

Drag queens are my spirit animal

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

The stuff that I know is easier than the stuff I don't know.

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

Was it the VietNam war when everyone had to take speed?

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

*Does everyone know what they are doing?
**I'm losing my mind.

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

G is D!

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

*She doesn't like technology.
** Why, is she old?
*No, she's in her thirties
**Maybe she grew up Amish

[Out of Context @ElleFlower2]

"I like the hawaiian pizza with the slim nuts and cinnamon on it"