Elle Kay

Lover of life, melted chocolate, Isaac Hayes type voices, freshly mowed lawns, volunteering. Hater of boredom, soggy lettuce, insincerity, uncapped saltshakers.

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

Wearing leggings as pants to work today. #pantsfail

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

My friends are fucking awesome. (Ps just had that first autocorrect to tucking. Apparently my phone knows I don't usually curse.) #tucking

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

Someone is practicing their #bongo skills next door and I love it!

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

Dudes and dudettes: stop peeing all over the toilet seat.

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

Unnecessarily ate 7 #cookies in a five minute time span. #spanx

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

Bathroom spray at work ran out so I had to use #Windex (my only remaining alternative) to scent the air.

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

Celebrating the one month anniversary of my first pedicure ever.

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

Hey everyone! I really love jazz music.

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

If you have a photo of yourself with a saxophone as your profile pic then you're definitely doing something right. #sexmachine

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

A sesame seed has fallen into my keyboard. #Apple

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

I woke up this morning with a craving only one thing could fix: #CORNYbig cc/ @EricaSchachne

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

@Sarischwartz Love safari disco club! You reminded me that I like them when it popped up on your fb.

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

Just because there is leftover cheese from a cheese party does not mean I have to eat it all. #notetoself

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

Excited to welcome Gilad Shalit home! #GiladShalit

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

@Sarischwartz goodness nooo! that is zexy skycat from http://t.co/ktO4iI9l

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

And speaking of #BetteDavisEyes woman in front of me on bus applied #mascara 27 times to her right eye using 2 tubes of mascara. Not joking.

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

Woah, I randomly heard Bette Davis' Eyes TWICE today! Double rainbow or what? #pondsmakeupremover

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@EricaSchachne @Sarischwartz Hi to my two honey buns!

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

#dumbthingsihavedonetoday Sat on a chocolate bar and only noticed it 2 hours later. #oof #mustbesmokingcrack

[Elle Kay @ElleKayPony]

Tough but intense and great movie. Captured the spiritual side and hard questions of life. #TheTreeofLife.