Elaine

I have a dark sense of humor. Enter at your own risk. Love all things comedic. inspired by Lucille Ball, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Paul Mooney and Sam Kinison

[Elaine @ElleMG7]

#IveNoticed food tastes better after midnight.

[Elaine @ElleMG7]

Standing in front of the microwave, heating up a frozen burrito. #BadProposalLocations

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When Jehovah Witness' knock at the door. #AwkwardTimesToBeNaked

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Living with Jigsaw #HowIdLoseAnEye

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Forever Young Guns #AddASongRuinAMovie @midnight

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The Hills Only Have Eyes For You #AddASongRuinAMovie @midnight

[Elaine @ElleMG7]

@USAallDAway101 😎👍

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Welcome To The Jungle Book #AddASongRuinAMovie @midnight

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Death Wish Upon A Star #AddASongRuinAMovie @midnight

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Dial M For Murda #AddASongRuinAMovie @midnight

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Getting sucker punched on Black Friday for soap on a rope. #TheWorstThingAboutTheHolidays

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Xmas music before Thanksgiving #TheWorstThingAboutTheHolidays

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12 pack beauty queens #BeerIn4Words

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A mirror doesn't talk back #VulnerabilityIn5Words

[ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ @laughingskull59]

I was the shit #BeforeIWasOutOfDiapers

[Elaine @ElleMG7]

#CrapIForgotTo SMILE

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#CrapIForgotTo give a shit...

[Elaine @ElleMG7]

#ItsMuchBetterTo speak the truth than lie.

[Elaine @ElleMG7]

#ItsMuchBetterTo understand that Life can be cruel BUT it's also beautiful in a weird way.

[Elaine @ElleMG7]

#HellWontTakeMeCause I'm prettier than the Devil.

[Elaine @ElleMG7]

I Limboed my way out. #HowIEscapedFromPrison