Elle

It is not happiness that makes us grateful; it is gratefulness that makes us happy.

[Elle @Elle_Melanson]

Psychologist: "and when you're under significant stress the body will go into fight or flight"

Me: "ok great, I'll take the flight option✈️"

[Elle @Elle_Melanson]

I am willing to bet that there is a high percentage of people who are anti-drag (claiming it's a bad influence on kids) who are simultaneously pro- toddler beauty pageants...

[Elle @Elle_Melanson]

80% of my diet is just me taking something that isn't nachos and trying to make it more like nachos....

For more tips and tricks on healthy eating you can like, subscribe or follow my channel...

[Elle @Elle_Melanson]

@cr_acker 💯💯💯

[Elle @Elle_Melanson]

@ABDanielleSmith Wait if that's the case why didn't you link the ethics commissioner report and instead wrote your own letter ?....

[Legion @legionsupps]

“He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.”

—Epictetus

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I was having a great Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

[Ben @Benjami73189359]

@atRachelGilmore Is..is he Marie Antoinette in this analogy? Cause, I can see it.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

A lot of conflict in the Wild West could've been avoided completely if cowboy architects had made towns big enough for everyone…

[Fleetwood Walking Guy @mchkzn]

Every year I do a Tulip festival walk and every year, it’s my duty to inform you that this house is still for sale.

Currently asking $6.75 million.

[Elle @Elle_Melanson]

Workload: 130%
Work motivation: -20%

Let's see how this goes...

[Elle @Elle_Melanson]

Sure boutique fitness classes are a bit expensive but they're significantly cheaper by the hour than therapy AND you're way more likely to make it in off the waitlist so...

[Elle @Elle_Melanson]

Sometimes you need to remind your inner voice that you didn't get out of shape you just got significantly less tan...

[Farah Nasser @FarahNasser]

Welcome to Canada's first dementia village. 🧠🏡 🇨🇦

A gated community with a store, cafe, salon, farm - offering freedom & quality of life. ☕️

https://t.co/C5WYuHL07a

For months I've been working w/producer @alleywilson_ on those revolutionizing dementia care in Canada 💙

[Elle @Elle_Melanson]

@BigredRyan01 The fact that this was developed before any attempt at gun regulation is absolutely wild...

[Elle @Elle_Melanson]

@nationalpost Important to note that Nigel Biggar, the Oxford University professor responsible for this hugely ignorant statement, is an Anglican priest. And, of course, religious organizations have never heavily involved themselves in colonization or cultural genocide for profit... 🙄

[Elle @Elle_Melanson]

@nationalpost Another white boy with a podcast 🎶

[Elle @Elle_Melanson]

I can't wait to be an old retired person just chilling with my buds at Tim Hortons every morning. That seems nice.

[Elle @Elle_Melanson]

I did not just learn but it is awesome and I second the motion to have this occur everywhere.

[Matt Dell @mattdellok]

I just learned Halifax has a place called Pizza Corner, and that seems like a good goal for every city…. 🍕