Nug of Hot Goss

Call me El. I love to bake and stuff

[Anto @Duan1304]

me mata que los gatitos son malisimos pero aflojan con media caricia

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Madison Mills @MadisonMills22]

Massive crowd on the Upper West Side starts chanting “UPS” simply because a UPS truck pulls up #GoKnicks

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

[Max Evans @Max_Evans85]

????

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I have been uncontrollably wheezing at this all morning

[$iGN*🧟‍♂️🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @dazedstunna]

tried to happy eid my way back in her life, she replied with eid spelt backwards

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

I’ll never forget when Tory Lanez stood up and was still the same height 😭😭

[Nug of Hot Goss @Elle__Chapo]

@FredoDaGawd7 I walked 20k and am starving myself. We are not the same 😭

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[fred @FredoDaGawd7]

A just society would bring back the guillotine for landlords to at minimum instill fear

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I do not know how to explain this, but as a cat parent, you quickly learn that “absence of cat (chill)” and “absence of cat (suspicious)” are two very different kinds of silence.

[Nug of Hot Goss @Elle__Chapo]

@mankattan They say 70% of summer weekends are rainy in NYC lol

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

[Nug of Hot Goss @Elle__Chapo]

Old nasty crazy disgusting ass CEO of mine getting flamed and I love to see it ☺️

[LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c]

Oh my god who gives a shit

[Nug of Hot Goss @Elle__Chapo]

No, my father is included. Dumbass.

[ives @Iveslueur]

Do y'all ladies forget you have a father when you insult men in general???

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

And yet you're tweeting about the funfetti cake batter incident

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

when i got a psychic reading for my cat and she said they fight because one cat thinks she is my soul guardian and that we are meant to be together and my other cat is just a regular animal