Liezel

Small town girl. Wife. Mom. Someday I'll sell everything & open a Tiki hut in the Caribbean. Turns into Chandler Bing in awkward situations.

[Liezel @Elle__K]

Sitting in a waiting room the other day & Kings of Leon plays on the radio.
20 year old to her friend: Oh my gosh I’m so into these old classics at the moment.
Friend: Yes but you’ve always been an old soul.
And then I grabbed my walker and false teeth and headed for the door.

[Liezel @Elle__K]

Women are so quick to jump on the bandwagon when it comes to trashing other women. Couple of weeks ago they were calling Blake a 'crown fixer' & here they are trashing her with no proof to back it. Always so quick to side with the men. Like with Amber Heard, Angelina Jolie etc.

[Liezel @Elle__K]

I work with really stupid people. Like the level of brain activity is minute.

[Liezel @Elle__K]

The Minki jewellery is actually outragious. R699 for a plastic bead necklace I saw at PEP for R22.

[Liezel @Elle__K]

Working with such a Karen.
Once a day on the phone "can I speak to a manager please"

[Liezel @Elle__K]

and apparently you can become hypersensitive to progesterone causing an allergic reaction . So add that to the list of period joys.

[Liezel @Elle__K]

I've found that my allergies have become diabolical every month around my period. My eczema flares up, my eyes are so swollen, red and the skin around super sensitive. I thought surely its just a coincidence. Yesterday I spoke to my dermatologist

[meredith @mereeedithh]

If I had a nickel for how many times Lawson has gotten into an argument with a veteran driver over a racing incident in his two race weekends this year I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

[Liezel @Elle__K]

@only_little Nobody wants this. Its a great comfort watch.

[Liezel @Elle__K]

I know we are all going nuts over this show and especially Adam Brody and yes I adore him too but the real star of that show was Sasha (Timothy Simons)

[Mia W @Wesmi13]

The real (and underrated) hero of #NobodyWantsThis

[Liezel @Elle__K]

@TamiMagnin Same! I watch all these tik toks about make up for the mature face and all they do is exhaust me. Like who has the time and motivation. Also foundation, concealer sits in every tiny wrinkle making me look 10x older

[Liezel @Elle__K]

Let me tell you about make up in your 40's. Concealer under your eyes? Forget about it. Eyeshadow? Its a no. Makes you look a 100. When you polish a ball sack its still a ball sack.

[Liezel @Elle__K]

Right in the feels 😭

[Gio Benitez @GioBenitez]

We will be looking for you in the stars, James Earl Jones. 🤍 #JamesEarlJones

[Liezel @Elle__K]

Been trying to grow my hair out since May and its pretty much the exact same length it was back in May. The only way to grow out short hair is to have lockdown with all hairstylists closed.

[Liezel @Elle__K]

Hate when people tell me "Oh you look tired. Are you tired" First of all I'm 40, a mom and work a 8-5, obvisouly I'm tired. 2ndly thanks for telling me I look like shit. Does wonders for my self esteem.

[Liezel @Elle__K]

Women are so quick to jump on the bandwagon when it comes to trashing other women. Couple of weeks ago they were calling Blake a 'crown fixer' & here they are trashing her with no proof to back it. Always so quick to side with the men. Like with Amber Heard, Angelina Jolie etc.

[Liezel @Elle__K]

Saw Steve Martin trending on Twitter and had the fright of my life.

[Liezel @Elle__K]

My least favourite trend ever on social media is that break the egg on your kids head one. HATE it. I'm using the word HATE here.

[Liezel @Elle__K]

I do hear a hint of regret in his voice. Sorry my dude but I'm having the best time.

[Liezel @Elle__K]

When I found out about the mom's Netball at Ben's school my husband was so supportive and very keen for me to go. Little did he know it would become my WHOLE personality. What was suppose to be an hour on Saturdays is now also Wednesday nights and a couple of tournaments.