Elle LaPointe

she/her
there aint no rest for the wicked

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

Asking your three kids what they want at the counter of a coffee shop has got to be one the stupidest things I've ever seen

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

Then we you gotta call your ex for a ride 😬

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

The best part about day drinking after 30 is knowing the ice cream threshold.

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

You can't do that if you stay out until 2AM. And when you're in your 20's you just keep drinking.

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

Why is your child at a restaurant at 9 O'clock at night?!

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

What I hate most about corporate jobs is being told to "find a way to work with them" when the people or person in the way are making you fight to do your own job.

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

I know if you're wearing camo you're a natzi, and if you're trying to be cool no one thinks you're funny. Just enjoy the music.

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

It's a stupid pet peeve, but I hate privilege assholes coming to metal shows pretending to either be cool and making rude jokes, or wearing camo.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

US voters: If a poll worker says your name is not on the list of registered voters, you are entitled to a provisional ballot. If you are turned away or denied a provisional ballot, call the Election Protection Hotline at 1-866-OUR-VOTE.

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

If Google can tell me which app has the movie or show I want to watch then someone can make an app where I can browse all of the apps I have an account for. Also I only want like 5% of the profits 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

NEW from @kylietcheung: Dr. Oz's research experiments at Columbia killed 329 dogs and inflicted extensive suffering on them, violating the Animal Welfare Act multiple times, for which Columbia quietly paid a fine. https://t.co/WzQfPzlTuI

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

Why is it that when I tell people who are playing ball with their dog in the street that the dog needs to be on a leash, that I'm the Karen?

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

I wish we could have season days, like every so often we get one or two days with weather that is completely out of season. I could go for a snow day, or a crisp fall breeze. But I also want to go to the beach next weekend.

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

What if your partner or family member treated you like the people you work with? Would it be considered a healthy relationship?

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

WHY does everyone say "oh he's a keeper" when they find out my boyfriend does most of the cooking? The standards for men in het relationships in on the fucking floor.

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

So today my ADHD would like me to worry about house things and not work, not cool ADHD, not cool

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

There is nothing more frustrating than trying to explain to a superior that you need time to think. Yes I know what I'm doing but the reason I'm good at it is because I think before I act. Sometimes that is 5 minutes other times it's 5 days. Chill.

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

@aswinn @markwwilsonmd My mother's father died when she was 6. When I learned about this and the restrictions on banking I asked how my Nana got a bank account one. A teller was nice and liked her. 🤯 Her whole life was in that person's hands.

[Elle LaPointe @Elleipher]

@lizzo wins.