Ellen Goodwin

Author, TEDx Speaker, and all-around bad-ass Productivity Trainer. Author of DONE: How To Work When No One is Watching

[Ellen Goodwin @EllenEGoodwin]

@kylegriffin1 To me, this is the legacy I will remember most.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: Country music legend Dolly Parton has died at 80.

Her nephew has released the powerful message below in her honor.

Dolly’s voice and heart touched generations. A true American icon is gone. Rest in peace, Dolly. ❤️

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I don’t want to hear another fucking word about Trump needing a $600 million ballroom when a catering cart will do.

[Ellen Goodwin @EllenEGoodwin]

@Profargandist Champing. Champing at the bit. Look it up.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Mitch McConnell's team reached out to me earlier today — through an intermediary, of course — asking me to take this down.

I won't. I don't bend the knee.

And if they don't like having their name and face attached to it, maybe they should ask themselves why that is.

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Yes, this floating tent sleeps 4 and offers a cool new way to die while camping.

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭

Low T Pete will never live this down.

[Ellen Goodwin @EllenEGoodwin]

@b_connerton @MeidasTouch You’re very funny.

[Secretary Markwayne Mullin @SecMullinDHS]

We actually looked at California.

A preliminary @DHSgov review found 81,336 California registrants whose name, date of birth, address, and Social Security number MATCH a non-citizen in our files.

Not to mention, it takes California four weeks to count ballots in a mayor’s race. Third-world countries do it better.

[Ellen Goodwin @EllenEGoodwin]

@WhiteHouse Ha ha ha!! Get rid of T*ump and his regime of idiots. We’ll do fine without them.

[Ellen Goodwin @EllenEGoodwin]

@timburchett So…you’re an idiot. So noted.

[Ellen Goodwin @EllenEGoodwin]

@RepTimBurchett @POTUS The SAVE Act is anti-women and anti-democracy. Do not pass.

[Ellen Goodwin @EllenEGoodwin]

@PressSec No!! Do not pass. Its BS

[Ellen Goodwin @EllenEGoodwin]

@ForIamKane @atrupar You’re so very funny.

[Ellen Goodwin @EllenEGoodwin]

@mamarobin17 @Acyn No obligation. Thanks for your attention to this schmatter.

[Ellen Goodwin @EllenEGoodwin]

@GregCliftonMD @EliMcCann He lies every time his lips move.

[Ellen Goodwin @EllenEGoodwin]

@libsoftiktok @GuySkol You do know that if his lips are moving, he’s lying. Right?

[Ellen Goodwin @EllenEGoodwin]

@BasedMikeLee @GuySkol No

[Ellen Goodwin @EllenEGoodwin]

@JoePatriot7 @LePapillonBlu2 @NBCNews @ABC @BrendanCarrFCC @WhiteHouse @StephenM Ha ha. You’re so funny.