Ellen Nichols

[Ellen Nichols @EllenLassy]

Okay but when gas prices start looking like a decent GPA, they’re too high bro

[flacco @DannyFlacco]

Once you don’t feel guilty about missing lectures/seminars, it’s really a downhill spiral from that point

[rachel @rachel_elaine2]

Apparently kids in Kentucky are too soft now to trick or treat in the rain so they just decided that yesterday was Halloween????

[Ellen Nichols @EllenLassy]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen today

[Gillian @GillianStith]

went to Steak ‘n Shake and they were out of milk so they offered to make my milkshake with water but warned me that it wouldn’t be the same

[Paul Brosky 🇺🇸 @brzozowscy]

the temperature really just went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper

[Ellen Nichols @EllenLassy]

Okay this is funny

[Chris Adams @CAdams0912]

For all those CHHS alums who love to vote and skew the polls for Senior Movie Night choices...we're moving to a Google form this year instead of Twitter polls, so you're out of luck!

[Guy Williams @ThatShamuGuy]

When your professor busts out that Chapter 1 on the first day of class

[Ellen Nichols @EllenLassy]

I love you loser

[Ellen Nichols @EllenLassy]

I love your family oh so much

[Ellen Nichols @EllenLassy]

@Nichols_n_Dimes I see you, bro

[Ellen Nichols @EllenLassy]

If that ain’t the truth https://t.co/iElZSuqeJM

[Callie Kirkwood @Callie_Kirkwood]

I WORK AT A RESTAURANT. STOP ASKING ME WHAT TIME I GET OFF. I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA, EVER

[emma herowoman @demmagorgon]

@nicooIest “we need a princess who fights for her country” uM i’m sorry?????

[Guy Williams @ThatShamuGuy]

This is the equivalent of sending a risky text and saying your friend stole your phone https://t.co/UQFqu3Iequ

[Ellen Nichols @EllenLassy]

I literally laughed out loud https://t.co/c1nNyDlGIx

[Paul Brosky 🇺🇸 @brzozowscy]

who out here addicted to linkedin...? https://t.co/wGsNIQorkS

[Ellen Nichols @EllenLassy]

A customer told me today that I ruined her husband’s Father’s Day because it took too long for him to get his toast out, ha sorry Gertrude that buttered bread is capable of ruining your day but your husband seems to be pretty fine with it

[Ellen Nichols @EllenLassy]

Drowning // Oil Painting Time Lapse: https://t.co/mVn7eO2bR7 via @YouTube

[Paul Brosky 🇺🇸 @brzozowscy]

be a good person. always venmo someone $0.25 extra so they can have a free instant transfer.