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@jimbryson Which outfit causes the most embarrassment to the rest of the family, the cat PJs or the overalls?

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@GoldenSeals Refuses to wear deodorant: Naturally Fermented

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@jimbryson @HeadyEpic You said you wanted a true German experience. You didn't specify if you wanted East German or West German....

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@GoldenSeals @kittythefool I wish I could take credit, but so far the only recipients of my custom jammies are you and @jimbryson. And my husband.

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@jimbryson They're excellent Halloween costumes for introverts. No awkward conversations for these two!

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@jimbryson I think we need to encourage a return to the patronage system, which is basically just a more acceptable, olden days version of a sugar parent.

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@jimbryson @BucknerTweets It reads like a New Yorker short story. Waiting impatiently for part 3!

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@GoldenSeals Pu'er Supply

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@GoldenSeals @jimbryson I'm waiting in my car until the line starts moving

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@GoldenSeals Espresso to Your Skull

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@carobrooksmusic Chewie is very reluctantly dressing up as an Ewok.

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@GoldenSeals Clearly you've never experienced the joy of hanging out in a bar dressed as a Yip Yip.

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@GoldenSeals My trumpet teacher agreed with you; I still have the photocopied articles that he gave to me

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@jimbryson @ldunlop "Come for the low prices sustained by questionable labour practices, stay for the great music!" The tour slogan basically writes itself.

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@GoldenSeals If you're looking for a new management team, Ellen's Degenerates VIP Talent Management is taking on new clients. I believe that @jimbryson can confirm our fees are more than reasonable.

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@ChrisRrrrr @jimbryson @nickycameron79 Merino wool - not mysterious
Sweater made from the combed out fur of your cat - mysterious and disturbing

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@GoldenSeals I'm not going to cry plagiarism since my list involved musicians, but I will hijack your tweet to share my list ;-)

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@jimbryson @gravencanada @steveo But do they share the same hairstylist? That's the real question.

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