Ellen Degenerate

lighten up buttercup get a hobby

[Ellen Degenerate @EllenPipes]

I mostly try to live and let live but listen… people who wear shorts on planes are scary mfs you will not change my mind

[Ellen Degenerate @EllenPipes]

@JackieBoucher12 Relate deeply to this

[ford larquaad @rifaatty]

RT if planned parenthood was helpful to you or a friend in some way

[Ellen Degenerate @EllenPipes]

@dramadisonn @thegallowboob !!!!!!!!!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

dating me is like owning a cat because I can definitely survive on my own but that doesn’t mean I don’t moderately enjoy your love and attention too

[cam @climaxximus]

still can't believe shrek was so popular that all of scotland adopted his accent

[Ellen Degenerate @EllenPipes]

@dramadisonn @madisonoking @JackieBoucher12 guys I’m coming

[Ellen Degenerate @EllenPipes]

@dramadisonn @ameliaelizalde lolololol

[Ellen Degenerate @EllenPipes]

@dramadisonn 😭😭😭

[Ellen Degenerate @EllenPipes]

@JackieBoucher12 @dramadisonn Hawaii???

[The Country Boy Slim Flair @SlimWyldNReklez]

I got some aluminum free deodorant and baybeeee lemme tell you... I NEED all the aluminum

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

airport security checkpoints

[Ellen Degenerate @EllenPipes]

why are middle aged white women the most vindictive creatures out there? fkn chill fr

[Ellen Degenerate @EllenPipes]

Walmart pub and grill™️

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

peeling a banana

[Brooklyn White-Grier @brooklynrwhite]

Phil Collins did what needed to be done on the Tarzan soundtrack

[Ellen Degenerate @EllenPipes]

Do you wave when someone stops for you at a cross walk?

[Killington Resort @KillingtonMtn]

Lifts spin at 9am this morning. Reminder that we're open daily. https://t.co/tCWpvE8H7j

Here's a few snapshots from yesterday's Opening Day! #beast365