Ellen Reardon

Pluto is a planet

[Ellen Reardon @EllenReardon1]

I actually can't function without coffee

[Sam @zo1oft]

Picking at my scalp until I reach brain

[K-State Crops Judging @KStateCropsTeam]

🏆CATS WIN!

A 34th Crops Judging national title has been officially clinched after a big win in the 2nd round at Chicago!

K-State's record now includes 1/3 of all years since the contest began (1923). #Dynasty

Karlie Albright - 1st
Collin Mills - 3rd
Ella Pachta - 4th

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[Irvin @IrvSchueIV]

I went to Gaslight Theatre and everyone knew you and thinks you’re crazy

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

how it feels to pronounce it as ih-rahn as a white guy

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Sorry I can’t make it tonight :( I have to pick at my skin

[crumb @cuptoast]

hmm

[Snyder's Windbreaker @KSUWindbreaker]

Get me to God’s country

[Irvin @IrvSchueIV]

We’re reaching levels of “it is what it is” that shouldn’t be physically possible

[Chris @citehchris]

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

[໊ @buffys]

only twitter and gulf of mexico are allowed to be deadnamed

[nopeify @nopeify]

🚨 BREAKING: Kendrick Lamar just shot and killed Rapper Drake in the middle of the Stadium #SuperBowl

[Ang✨ @_xoxoangg]

Mind you they not even together anymore

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

imagine someone making a diss track about you and it wins a GRAMMY. i’ll just еnd it all😭😭

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

Yuck Elon, and Yuck Twitter Gold 🤮
It costs around 12K a year….
What a horrible waste of money,

Instead of doing that, we are giving $1000 to a different charity each month this year.
Starting with Doctors Without Borders!

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

Mental illnesses as paintings:

Being Human

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

One last gift from Jimmy Carter, all flags will be at half-staff on Inauguration Day