Ellen DeGeneres

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. Funny and relatable tweets. *PARODY ACCOUNT*

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#Retweet or #Fav if you really wanna dance on next month's Ellen Show! #Ellen #LetsGetDancing

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What's a positive Dad's favorite fruit? PapaYAH!

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#Retweet if you like pizza more than school!

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack my selfie!

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Uh oh!

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#RETWEET if you wish #RobinWIlliams was still alive! He was so gr8. #RIPRobinWilliams #RobinWilliamsWillLiveOnForever

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RT if you think the #MH17 pilot is the bravest man ever. #PrayForMH17 #MalaysiaAirlines #crash #BravestPilotEver

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#Breaking #BreakingNews Actor Tim Allen found #dead in home. #RIPTimAllen
This is so #sad. #HomeImprovement #TV

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#Breaking #BreakingNews Actor Tim Allen found #dead in home. #RIPTimAllen
This is so #sad. #HomeImprovement #TV

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#Retweet this if you think #Summer is going by too fast!

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#RT if you'd rather eat #pizza and watch movies than go out to a club with noisy music. :) #retweet #F4F #ellen

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I love cats and pizza and blankets.

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Why cry when there's cheese pizza in the world?

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When life gives you lemons, sell them to somebody else and pocket the cash.