Plumbells

GS ❤️. ARSENAL TILL I DIE ❤️

[cassie @cassiee1919]

might dress as a vape this halloween so he’ll care if he loses me

[Julian Druker @Julian5News]

Rebekah Vardy: ‘…..if I’m being honest’

Coleen Rooney’s lawyer: (sounding exasperated) ‘I would hope you’re being honest given you’re sitting in a witness box at the High Court’

[sophie 🥀 @hangsamans]

molly mae to people living in poverty

[da’shaun | they/them @DaShaunLH]

one of the most significant pop cultural moments of the last 10 years. she took over 2019 with this one. 😭

[Zoe London @zoelondondj]

it’s honestly so unfair that men fall asleep in like 3 minutes flat

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

i wonder who gets custody of the usb drive with their kid on it

[Joe @popgoesjoe]

POV: you’re my neighbour and I’ve just put some chicken goujons in my new £4 air fryer https://t.co/2CkLh143Yv

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

How CEX workers are baptised.

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I will never be over this https://t.co/KHk4AJwTGF

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I don’t want to alarm anybody but a massive sheep has just completely decimated South Wales.

[Plumbells @EllenaPlumb]

@IKEAUK @IKEAUKSupport why have you refunded me for one wardrobe door? Having a 4 door wardrobe with 3 doors is not ideal

[𝙇𝙪𝙘𝙮 𝙊𝙨𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙚 @morisassy]

sharon osbourne straightening ozzy osbourne’s hair with an iron, that’s the tweet

[hatti @HattiRex]

I’ve been to the Tier 3000, not much has changed but we live underwater

[Plumbells @EllenaPlumb]

Everyone please share.