Amanda

[Amanda @EllenburgAmanda]

I want compensation for my suffering

[Louise! @themouseyouknow]

"Babe what's wrong? You haven't taken a seat on the rouch yet"

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

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[scam likely @feenecks]

Kinda fucked that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or nothin

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said

[Wild Posts @wildpostss]

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[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

me when someone asks which movie i'm going to watch

[Amanda @EllenburgAmanda]

What in the midsommar

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

This is what indoctrination looks like…

[Nat🐺🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Natillywolf]

Jonah Hill be like

[reynolds woodpussy @CANNIBALMlLF]

finally real news

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Men are meant to be hunters (working a financially stable job) and women gathers (buying trinkets)

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

*honks your boob* peace be with you

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

i deserve an oscar for how often i listen to someone repeating a story and pretend it’s the first time i’ve heard it

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

Microsoft outlook is awesome because it’s like. what if we made the worst email platform in the world and then forced everyone to use it for work and school

[danlet @evildanevil]

You’re telling me a pumpkin creamed in this cold brew

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

um what the fuck, when the FBI raided trump’s estate they found an entire room dedicated to Randy Jackson?!? why is no one talking about this?!?!!???

[Amanda @EllenburgAmanda]

Velvet clothing is our generation’s original sin