elle

[elle @Ellepearll]

saw a man who looked like kurtis conner blasting the smiths in his car and it ruined my moon for the rest of the week

[elle @Ellepearll]

too gagged to be sad

[elle @Ellepearll]

i would fuck up some rubios rn

[elle @Ellepearll]

not to brag but taylor swift looked at me tonight and i have proof

[elle @Ellepearll]

the dude i’m eating lunch with is currently in the military

[elle @Ellepearll]

i still can’t believe that i was so bad at mystic messenger that i was never able to get to the event because no matter how hard i tried yoosung would always kill himself and he’s supposed to be the easiest character to play and i couldn’t do it

[elle @Ellepearll]

today i witnessed the animal kingdom in action

[elle @Ellepearll]

tonight i prophesied

[elle @Ellepearll]

there’s something about the first few seasons of criminal minds

[elle @Ellepearll]

the suburbs are just a state of mind

[elle @Ellepearll]

@i4mista this has nothing to do with you 😐 die

[elle @Ellepearll]

dear aries men: do you feel no shame or embarrassment

[elle @Ellepearll]

what do serial killers that were never caught do when they retire? like do they settle down and have a couple kids or do they go somewhere else and continue serial killing. what it multiple serial killers are the same person

[elle @Ellepearll]

i don’t think you guys understand how much i want to be a vampire. also i’m in love with drusilla

[elle @Ellepearll]

shake shack is just like the double meat palace

[elle @Ellepearll]

bruh can instagram stop taking down my stories 😤😤😤

[elle @Ellepearll]

i’m going to do math in my dream 🤩

[elle @Ellepearll]

that’s slushee has me on my deathbed. it was so nasty

[elle @Ellepearll]

instagram needs to stop removing my posts for violence

[elle @Ellepearll]

willow just needs to make out with this woman