Elle Beagle

Heyo 🎅🏿

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

Yesterday a woman walking her muzzled dog exclaimed: “He’s very friendly but he eats cigarettes.”
Takeaway: Never judge a dog by its muzzle. And don’t eat cigarettes.

[Lexi Odle @lexiluluodle]

Having sex is not irresponsible. Restricting access to safe sex and sex education is irresponsible.

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

Is there anything I can really say to express my disappointment, fear, and anger over the government’s invasion of our bodies? In a piece of legislation they said “We own you, and your human experience, and autonomy doesn’t matter.” https://t.co/6ty6TI3Uah

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

Time to give props to theatre props | Theatre | The Guardian. Prop work is a lot harder than I thought it would be... send help to the (unfinished) set of She Kills Monsters! ⁦@underdogindy⁩ ⁦@NHSTheatre⁩ https://t.co/3LJ16EbPjz

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

@The1WhoTweeted You better not do me dirty like this for She Kills Monsters... @underdogindy @NHSTheatre

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

4 Tips For Surviving Tech Week - Theatre Nerds. Well I wish I had known this for Spamalot... ⁦@NHSTheatre⁩ https://t.co/QODziOuzrf

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

How a Low-Budget Theatre Can Still Go High Tech | Playbill... want to visit us ⁦@underdogindy⁩ for She Kills Monsters? ⁦@NHSTheatre⁩ https://t.co/lOQaE5pN8w

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

Y’all get the message. Crucible, 7-9, $8. @NHSTheatre

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

@NHSTheatre

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

Guys... come see The Crucible. It’s GoOd Y’aLl! March 7-9, at Noblesville High School, tickets = $8.

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

Come see The Crucible at Noblesville High School, March 7-9. Tickets are $8... come get y’all JUICE! @NHSTheatre

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

A little late to the party, but guess who totally nailed her Ball State interviews! This girl!!! Theatre Eduyhere I come. @NHSTheatre

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

@NHSTheatre Come see The Crucible at Noblesville High School! March 7-9th, $8.

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

Just checking in, uh, we all see the trail of tears joke he made right? Yes? What the actual fuck...

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

Our bodies are our own — and shouldn’t be at the mercy of the Trump-Pence administration: https://t.co/KweV43zTFp #nogagule @PPact @PPFA

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

The gag rule puts the health and lives of millions of people at risk. Learn more and take action: https://t.co/KweV43zTFp #nogagrule @PPact @PPFA

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

This is hotter than a stiff cock -Julia Child ... it’s real guys, don’t @ me.

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

P2. ... so the guy can fuck a dude in the front and in the back. It would be like the human centipede of gay sex. However the kid behind us in the hallway, unfortunately, was left out of this riveting topic because this motherfucker was wearing EarPods... congrats dude.

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

Shoutout to that one kid walking behind my friend and I walking down the hallway last week. We were discussing the “gayest” way to have sex, and my friend (a genius) suggests a double sided dildo in a guys ass... stay with me guys. So the guy has one side of the dildo in his ass.

[Elle Beagle @Elles_pockets]

This is fucking heartbreaking. How can anyone with a heart be able to watch this comfortably, let alone be comfortable doing this to an animal.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I'd quite happily batter the cowardly cunts responsible for this. Fucking heartbreaking.