DarklordJosh

Just a Physicist trying to survive the apocalypse, ex-dancer 😔😔. Arsenal❤ AFC.

[Breezy🌻 @BreezyKirsten]

If City beats Arsenal at Etihad,the title is theirs.

Bournemouth:

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

discipline

[Lawyer Issues @LawyerIssues]

Being a lawyer is realizing most people don’t want the legal answer. They want legal-sounding approval for what they already believe.

[B @utdbrxy]

how are they building a superteam in the championship

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

What tf are they searching for, Assists? 😭

[Abdikarin Dahir @Abdikarindahirr]

🚨 Breaking: After FIFA announced that referee Omar Artan will not be among this year's World Cup officials, Somalis around the world pledged a $1 million reward to honor him as Africa's best referee.

The result? The U.S. got exactly what it wanted, massive attention for the U.S.

The decision to deny Omar Artan entry has sparked global discussion, making his name trend across social media and turning the issue into one of the biggest talking points worldwide.

Instead of fading away, the story has grown into an international headline.

[John Wight @JohnWight1]

This is correct.

Every FIFA World Cup referee should boycott this racist shit-show of a tournament.

[SG @04gully]

It’s so obvious they’re doing everything to try and get Iran to withdraw from the World Cup without having to say they don’t want Iran in their country.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

*Atiku on his way out*

Atiku: Why is this lawn overgrown? Where’s the Gardner?

House manager: His wife just put to bed so we gave him 2 weeks off

Atiku: okay, that’s fine. Where is Kenneth Okonkwo?

[Jas @UpTheArse_nal]

Random American kid: "Kai Havertz, go back to Chelsea... please!"
Kai: "You wish, you wish" 😂

[Mo 🇵🇸 @exilehive]

Ngl if my partner is doing their vows, and my best friend just stare at me like this….i might start laughing

[Xavrel @usdrippin]

Liza Minnelli married David Gest on March 16, 2002 in New York City. Michael Jackson was the best man.

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

I'm sorry but some footballers are so stupid, how did you agree to have a €500M release clause in your contract?

[y @ysuckme]

Creativity is a combination of discipline and childlike spirit.

[SARKIN Enigma♐ @authorityenigma]

The very first time I filled my 12.5kg cylinder, I spent 2,400

I still saw the receipt some weeks ago

Now, just 1 kg of gas is 2,200

Tinubu, APC is a plague to human race

[﹆ @flowzki]

they will show the faces of yahoo boys but hide the face of terrorists .. jaga jaga government.

[Upcoming rich girl💰 @Favour_Kammie]

I’m here to intercede for a patient in need
She needs around 140k to clear the husbands hospital bill
She’s currently in distress coz the husband needs to get transfused
His pcv is 14% but they don’t have money to get blood at all
Pls she needs help

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[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

This evening, I was at Ikeja with my car rewire guy and I witnessed firsthand how all the mechanics apprentices in that big yard kept warning each other off some cars. “Don’t open that car, mosquitoes will enter”. I was wondering, if mosquitoes enter nko, what will happen?

Then they made me realize they all sleep in different cars everyday and only go home at the end of the year except there’s an emergency at home. Like, that’s where they live.

I nearly ran mad. Are you joking? You need to see how they guide their cars like it’s their mini home. Realizing where they all came from, it’s almost impossible to go home everyday due to cost and who will rent apartment for you in Ikeja? They took turns narrating all the styles they use to sleep. Imagine the inconvenience sitting to sleep everyday and they somehow still send money home.

The life of men just hard anyhow.

[27. @dimvji]

the urge to move abroad and never come back

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

APC is campaigning for 2027 elections with 1KG semovita.

You won't believe what state this is -

Exactly, Oyo state.