ellesse evans

[ellesse evans @EllesseEvans]

My life with @Imontez65

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

Me to my wife:

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Describe yourself in 5 words”

[ellesse evans @EllesseEvans]

My absolute dreeeeeeam

[ellesse evans @EllesseEvans]

@Imontez65 Just so we are clear, he does nothing besides go 1 yard at a time. You’ll be fine

[ellesse evans @EllesseEvans]

This is Isaiah in 20 years

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 5

[ellesse evans @EllesseEvans]

@Imontez65 Bro are you ok

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help

[ellesse evans @EllesseEvans]

@taylaahughess Destination wedding!!! We felt this way too and could never see ourselves getting married here. We made some people upset but that’s okay 🫠

[ellesse evans @EllesseEvans]

@OhhhVivi Lmao I’m salty but like c’mon people 😅

[ellesse evans @EllesseEvans]

Pro tip- if you bring your kid to the ER to be seen and they are running around in the ER, they probably don’t need to be in the ER 🥲

[spicy mami 🌶️ @xqueenc_]

self improvement is my biggest priority rn

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Nice thing about these days is, people are going to talk shit and judge regardless of what you do or how you do it. So you are as free as ever to just do whatever the hell you want and not worry about it at all.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i asked my 4 year old if she had fun at her birthday party and she was like “no. I like alone time.” same girl

[͏🧌〽️ @prez1d0]

Forget the fact that she is Rihanna, cheating on a woman pregnant with your kid is insane lowkey

[Matt Kiebus @mjkiebus]

You become an adult twice.

When you turn 18.

And when you find out how much it costs to professionally frame something at Michael’s.

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

The real flex is training your mind to be stronger than your feelings and your boundaries to be stronger than your empathy.

[Tayshia Adams @tayshia]

Saw this quote this am & wrote it down because I am no longer letting fear dictate my trajectory!!
“ it feels scary because it’s unfamiliar, not because I’m incapable”
So Wednesday reminder: YOU GOT THIS!! ✨