fentanelle

killed by an unknown perpetrator

[¿ @umlarp]

red hot silly peppers

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

put yourself in my crocs your honor

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

lebron will retire at 65 like everybody else

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

for whom the onion rings

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

if you ever feel safe just remember im out there

[John Palmer @johnpalmer]

working in an office means you just drink an insane amount of beverages

[slothy @slothy_420]

for my next trick i’ll need a gun

[۟ @4NGELWING]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[onion ring @oniunring]

she took the scrub daddy in the divorce

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

The Fentagon

[Cletus @__cletus___]

Putting suicide doors on a Nissan Leaf

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

imagine how the people who are fans of both the Ravens and Wizards feel rn

[Dee @Deetalksalot]

This was the Wizards Humiliation Ritual for their ascension next season

[fentanelle @ElletonJohn]

hard night to be a wizards fan

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

i have to tell you a secret tongue to tongue

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

That hour we lost yesterday? That's when I was going to file my taxes.