Dirty Dan

My favorite thing to mix with whiskey is me

[Kaesaar XVII 🇺🇲🕋☪️☝️ @Kaesaar_17]

@EvanAKilgore Andrew Wilson sells a debating course while getting dogwalked in every debate where he isnt facing off against an 18 y o Onlyfans chick.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

President Trump now has ELEVEN TIMES as many felony charges as Al Capone.

What a time to be alive.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

We just live in a banana republic guys.
Time to just accept that.

Nothing is legitimate— not the media, our elections, or the courts.

This guilty verdict doesn’t shame Trump, it shames our country.

[Manofbert @manofbert]

my mom asked me who candace owens was

[Dirty Dan @ElleyBelly14]

Trying to decide if it’s acceptable to walk around with your pants undone when you’re full 🤔

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

Fun fact: nobody has paid attention to a car alarm since 1995

[Gracie Smith @graciebuzzz]

Where’s the YouTube vid teaching me how to spin my head all the way around exorcist style

[Bishop Briggs @bishopbriggs]

If I am stepping on a plane and there is that little crack where u can see the ground right before u walk on..I envision my phone plummeting to its death as well as me being sucked through the tiny crack and also plummeting to my death 🙂

[Gnomechick @BassGnome]

It is weird because my dogs look at me and I know they don’t know how fucked up I am but they still love me..... that is some real shit

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

Dogs are proof that God wants us to be happy.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i actually can’t believe how expensive being alive is

[Greg Schindler @Schindizzle]

Bill Cosby will finally regret his monstrous actions when his first prison meal comes with off-brand pudding.

[alex schuchart @alexschuchart]

Insignificant.

[Dirty Dan @ElleyBelly14]

Feeling ok 2nite. Like every is going to be more than okay ✨

[Dirty Dan @ElleyBelly14]

..Friends have been amazing and reassuring. So much love &support I couldn't ask for a better group of people in my life💕 #Through&Through

[Dirty Dan @ElleyBelly14]

At a time where my life through me some curve balls and I've had to refigure my entire plan to move forward, the amount of support from my..

[Dirty Dan @ElleyBelly14]

Less than 3 weeks from the move and fingers crossed this works out!

[Dirty Dan @ElleyBelly14]

MAY HAVE FOUND A HOME IN ST. PETE AHHH