Ellice

Unicorn Trainer. Rocketship Builder. Idiot Annoyer. Douchebag Extraordinaire

[Ellice @ElliceRocks]

My "Hang in There" cat poster keeps falling down.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

Maybe I'll be better at all this tomorrow and other lies I tell myself.

[Ellice @ElliceRocks]

SIX FEET, BITCH.

[Ellice @ElliceRocks]

Maybe I shit my pants today and maybe I didn't. You don't know.

[Ellice @ElliceRocks]

@Babasnookie Me too

[Ellice @ElliceRocks]

My "Hang in There" cat poster keeps falling down.

[Ellice @ElliceRocks]

My toes are dry. And so's your mom.

[Boooourns @Boourns83]

It has been a challenging mating season, let me tell you

[Ellice @ElliceRocks]

@Boourns83 Caw CAW

[Ellice @ElliceRocks]

@MattTheBrand Somebody by Depeche Mode

[Sofia Paredes @SofiaParedes79]

If a toilet shows up in your dream don't use it.

[Nonchalant Charlotte @jellybnbonanza]

That’s okay, I don’t like any of my tweets either.

[Boooourns @Boourns83]

Haha I’m so gross

[Ellice @ElliceRocks]

@claudefacade @DakHarding Well WHAT? I already told you!

[Ellice @ElliceRocks]

Maybe I just peed a little when I coughed, maybe I didn't.

[Ellice @ElliceRocks]

@KingMarsTX Sounds expensive.

[Ellice @ElliceRocks]

I like buying books and not reading them, what's your hobby?

[Ellice @ElliceRocks]

@HuevosGrande Same, same.

[Ellice @ElliceRocks]

I just washed some dishes. Where's my fucking trophy?!