Ellie mckee

[m ¨̮ @melmadara]

bringing back weird memories from elementary school: A THREAD

[Natalie Soper @natsoapp]

my boyfriend made a list of things we need to buy and on the list was “hair collector for shirts” ....

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A lint roller

We need a lint roller

[relatable @byreIatable]

That horrifying moment when you look for an adult for help but realize you’re the adult

[sleepy @lolrelaxok]

"So Where did all your money go?"

I'm either wearing it or ate it.

[Donald Driver @Donald_Driver80]

Hahaha

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

Cashier: "See you next time"

My brain:
Don't say it
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Me: "You too"

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me in my head: "Alright only an hour left of class. That's 2 half hour periods, or I can split it up into four 15 minute sections. I can do this."

[Ellie mckee @Ellie06730409]

@sutt0nbeck Wanna get drinks on wed 😂👍

[lannah @ayo_abrielle]

A guy I work with tonight was studying from big textbooks and I asked him what he went to school for and he said “I can’t afford college so I get these from the library and teach myself things” & tbh every college student needs to be thankful for our education.

[Ellie Hall @ellievhall]

This GIF of Judge Aquilina throwing away the letter Larry Nassar wrote the court about how hard it is for him to listen to victim testimonies PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT ALL.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Just cancel the rest of the week and we'll try again on Monday

[relatable @byreIatable]

"Use your own words, don't just copy from the text book"
Book: "she was born in 1978"
Me: "1978 is the year in which she was born"

[Amanda DeBoer @amandadeboer_]

Need a Nick Miller in my life