Ellie Rodriguez

Woke up and chose violence. Got distracted by a bird. Now I’m late for work and need coffee.

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

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[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

Multi-world 3D dress-up mobile game! Travel through time, meet special people, and collect a wide variety of clothing... Go on a magical journey in #Time Princess now! Download at: https://t.co/JLhE7D7452

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

Multi-world 3D dress-up mobile game! Travel through time, meet special people, and collect a wide variety of clothing... Go on a magical journey in #Time Princess now! Download at: https://t.co/JLhE7D7452

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

Multi-world 3D dress-up mobile game! Travel through time, meet special people, and collect a wide variety of clothing... Go on a magical journey in #Time Princess now! Download at: https://t.co/JLhE7D7452

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

Multi-world 3D dress-up mobile game! Travel through time, meet special people, and collect a wide variety of clothing... Go on a magical journey in #Time Princess now! Download at: https://t.co/JLhE7D7452

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

Multi-world 3D dress-up mobile game! Travel through time, meet special people, and collect a wide variety of clothing... Go on a magical journey in #Time Princess now! Download at: https://t.co/JLhE7D7452

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

Multi-world 3D dress-up mobile game! Travel through time, meet special people, and collect a wide variety of clothing... Go on a magical journey in #Time Princess now! Download at: https://t.co/JLhE7D7452

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

Multi-world 3D dress-up mobile game! Travel through time, meet special people, and collect a wide variety of clothing... Go on a magical journey in #Time Princess now! Download at: https://t.co/JLhE7D7452

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

Amber Heard on the stand reminds me of the high school “Method Acting” videos. Bet she never heard her teacher say “You need to really feel the pain of the character”.

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

#Howmylifesgoing

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

Real marriage is two people sending meme’s back in forth after sex until one of you dies.
#sexafter #marriage #islit

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

My 4-year-old busting into the bathroom: Mommy I don’t want you home.
Me: What? Why?
4-year-old: Not Daddy either!
Me: But Why?
4-year-old: Cause it’s my house!
Me: So you can pay the bills and I can eat snacks all day?
4-year-old: No, you work. Still my house. My snacks.

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

hypochondriac bites into a grape and realizes it taste like mold.
#gethelp

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

You ever just want to bang your head against your desk from the stress of one conversation?
No?
Just me?
Damn.

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

Difference between cute clumsy and actual clumsy:

Cute: Oh you’re so cute when you trip

Actual: *Husband stick out arm knowing what’s to come*

#stillfell

[kaags @kkaags]

OoT

[InformOverload @InformOverload]

We received a FALSE strike on our channel Top 10 Central! We reacted to a @RomanAtwood video that is still live on his channel with 50mill views! We’re a smaller creator who deserve to be treated equal, yet we’re being punished! Please retweet this! @YouTubeCreators @TeamYouTube

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

Got stung for the first time today. And I can say with upmost honesty…Kill yellow jackets with fire!!! #killitwithfire

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

Why must my son make full eye contact when he poop? #boymom

[Ellie Rodriguez @EllieBillen]

Wait hold up... Let me get this right.
-The West Coast if on fire
-The South/Gulf Coastline is gonna drown

CAN SOMEONE CHECK ON THE EAST COAST!